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It’s… not like he wasn’t used to Alastor by now, in general. They had been around each other constantly since Mimzy’s club, dodging reporters from those Vees together, stamping out some reactionaries that came to attack after word got out and Alastor’s interview of him was broadcasted, fielding questions and concerns from Charlie… The shared spaces of the hotel were their shared spaces, and where they used to prod each other or avoid each other like the plague, they now hovered. Lingered a little longer before the inevitable bickering set back in. Righted the world into what it should be.
But it was never this.
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Lucifer and Alastor falling in love: A story told in twelve parts.
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- Part 2 of Stars and Static
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Maman did say that a way to a man’s heart was through his stomach.
But in this case, the man in question was a former angel and the King of Hell who was skipping meals and Alastor decided to do something about it.
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"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.
Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.
"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing.
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Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea! -
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Mandela Effect: a popularized phenomenon in which a group of people collectively misremember facts, events, or other details in a consistent manner.
Wherein most of the Pride Ring is convinced that the King of Hell and the Radio Demon had a not-so-secret affair that lasted years - before it ended badly, oh, about seven years ago.
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!

