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    There’s a disturbing uptick in gun-related deaths across Musutafu City. Okay, fine, maybe the uptick is only a 0.8% increase over ten years, but that’s still a great excuse for Snipe to unveil his brand new Mass Shooting Training Plan in front of Nedzu and the UA faculty.

    God, Snipe can’t wait to shoot all these asshole kids.

    And if Bakugo and Iida are forced together in a high-stakes survival situation, well, that’s just a happy accident. One that’s going to really, really piss off Eraserhead.

    (Snipe isn’t feeling smug about that. Not even a little bit.)

    Meanwhile, Midoriya discovers something about himself.

     

    TLDR; Snipe has an absolute field day shooting Aizawa’s kids in the face. To teach them a lesson, or whatever. Yada yada gun safety, yada yada shooting drills, yada yada an excuse to saw off the end of a shotgun.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    So funny 😭

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    (Alternatively titled: Izuku’s Drunken Guide to Breaking and Entering, Lesson 1: Don’t Break Into a Pro Hero’s Apartment.)

    Vigilante Midoriya Izuku gets hit with an intoxication quirk and accidentally breaks into Eraserhead and Present Mic’s apartment. What could go wrong?

    (this prompt came from @rabbitaizawa on Tiktok)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Promise you won’t be mad?”

    “Do not make me lie to you, Midoriya Izuku.”

    “Right. Sorry. Bad start,” Midoriya squeaked. Shouta could almost see the kid on the other end of the line, probably vibrating with enough nervous energy to power a small city. “Seriously, this whole t-thing was—uh, everybody’s okay. Physically! Everyone is fine. Uh—well. The property damage is... mostly covered by insurance? Probably?”

    Shouta closed his eyes and leaned his head against the headboard with a dull, rhythmic thud. “Property damage. At one in the morning. On your break.”

    “Just a bit?”

    “What happened?” Shouta drew out the words, each syllable dripping with a bone-deep exhaustion.

    “I—” A long pause followed, then a whisper so thin it barely carried through the speaker. “I got into a fight.”

    “Where?”

    The silence on the other end was deafening.

    “Midoriya Izuku,” Shouta warned, using the kid's full name again, his voice dropping into that low, dangerous territory that usually made students scramble for cover.

    “A bar,” Midoriya finally whispered.

    Or,

    Aizawa Shouta receives a call from a police station at 1:00 AM.

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Shouta reached for the device, ready to hit the power button and then proceed to shoot Midoriya a text that was definitely not a lecture about sleep cycles and teenage brain development when he saw the caller ID.

    The name Midoriya was flashing across the screen, as expected. But the name that followed was not Izuku.

    It was Midoriya Inko.

    Well, that couldn’t be good.

    Or,
    Shouta receives a call from Midoriya, just not his Midoriya

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    01 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Shawn totally didn’t mean it when he offered to hug everyone. That was totally a joke. And that’s totally the truth. And everyone knows Shawn only tells the truth.

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    26 May 2026