RedLifeMercenary
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
- Afterlife SMP (1)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
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The boys go back to Gervan's room to study, but they get extremely off track. Due to Gervan's condition, he often experiences pain in his legs. Silven offers to help him and it gets really horny.
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George is a fairy and one of their number one rules is to avoid humans at all costs. Despite that, he finds himself fascinated with them. Are they really as bad as his elders say they are?
(Possible title change in the future)
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Plagued by drama and worsening mental health, Dream finally decides enough is enough and leaves town. He rents a small house far enough away from home to make him feel at ease but close enough to give him the option of crawling back at any time. The house he moves into isn't exactly his dream home, in fact you could say it was a bit of a fixer-upper, but it's quiet and that's enough. Little does he know that the home is haunted by a young man about his age... too bad he doesn't believe in ghosts.
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Following the destruction of the Hermitcraft server Cleo has been living in the end dimension. They're surviving, but not really thriving. One day, they make a careless mistake that sends them to an alternate reality. They wake up in a strange new end filled with flora, including a pink haired girl with a pumpkin mask.
ALSMP/HC crossover that I promised to write and then sat on for a long time. <3 Still a WIP.
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Jimmy's life is flipped upside down when his sister, the Queen of the Ocean, decides to renounce her claim to the throne in order to pursue a relationship with the Mezalean King. Though he supports her, he struggles to understand her actions and cope with the changes that seem to surround him at every turn.
EXTREMELY Seablings heavy. Now updating when I feel like it. <3
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It’s Only Love, Nobody Dies by Doryflory
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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“Without Grace, all Rocky plural perish,” Rocky continued tirelessly, as if he’d been holding all of this back for ages. “All Rocky can do is love savior Grace for rest of life. Rocky Grace ♫♬♩♪.”
It nearly came as a surprise to be confronted with a new Eridian term, but Grace’s brain short-circuited upon hearing these unknown chords. Hardly able to put any sound to his voice, he uttered, “Need word, Rock.”
“Meant to be together forever,” Rocky explained.
Grace took a very shaky breath. “Soulmates,” he defined. “You think we’re soulmates.”
“Rocky no think,” he said, tapping one foot against the bunk to give strength to his words. “Rocky know.”
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13 Jun 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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when it's over, you're the start by Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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“Hey! It’s a lot up here, okay? It’s a normal response to stress.” He rubs a hand over his face. “Okay, I cried a lot down there, too. But not in class! Not if I could help it. But having to say goodbye, gosh, I’ve never been good at that.” Grace laughs, but it sounds sad. His mouth is shut firmly, and he leans against my ball. He’s so soft, his body melds to the side of the xenonite with ease. “I can’t imagine what a mess I’ll be when—” he cuts himself off, but I know what was coming next.
I’m not sure how I’ll be when we say goodbye either. It didn’t seem like it’d matter so much at first, after all, if we part ways, it means we succeeded. I’d be going back to Erid, to Adrian, to home. But I’d be leaving behind Grace. The thought of that is unpleasant. It sinks deep in me; the emotion is painfully familiar. It’s been a long time since I’ve had anyone to mourn losing anyone again. I don’t want to think about it, I’m not ready.
or 5 times Rocky feels something for Grace. 1 time he does something about it.
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- Part 1 of When it’s over, you’re the start
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29 May 2026
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“Grace!” Rocky says. “Look!”
I look. Then I gasp.
“Is Adrian!” Rocky says.
(or, what happens once Ryland Grace becomes the sole human inhabitant of Erid.)
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- Part 1 of Project Hail Mary
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the sound of your heart by lonelytaumoeba
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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Some things are supposed to stay private.
For Eridians, heartbeats are not one of them.
Rocky has data on Grace. Months of it. And the results are... significant.
Ryland Grace really should stop being in love with his alien best friend. Unless he's prepared to have the worst — and best — time of his life.
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"Rocky analyze Grace heartbeat. Have months of data. The results are significant. Heart abnormalities correlate with Rocky interactions."
I groan. Of course he analyzed my heart data! I'm not talking my way out of this. How could I, when it's my heart he can hear?
"Extra information: Grace heart rate up by 18% when Rocky close."
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Series
- Part 1 of he will be loved