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• Jack's Not-So-Perfect Plan by ReadingThisAt5Am

  Fandoms: Fight Club - All Media Types, Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tyler Durden/Narrator
  • Tyler Durden
  • Narrator (Fight Club)
  • Marla Singer
  • Angel Face (Fight Club)
  • Robert Paulson (Fight Club)
  • (these last three are only mentioned)
  • No Beta We Die Like Tyler Durden
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Suicide Attempt
  • Mental Instability
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Mental Breakdown
  • Jealousy
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • Short One Shot
  • Delusions
  • Altered Mental States
  • Borderline Personality Disorder
  • or maybe not
  • One Shot

  Summary

  The narrator has decided to kill himself.

  Things don't go as smoothly as he hopes.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,282

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  56

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  460

• Carried away by ReadingThisAt5Am

  Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/F
  • Work in Progress

  11 Feb 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
  • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
  • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
  • Mimzy (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Panic Attacks
  • Manic Episode
  • but not really
  • Cannibalism
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • Murder
  • Eating Disorders
  • Weight Gain
  • Delusions
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • Alastor-centric (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Alastor Whump (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Alastor Angst (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Mood Swings
  • no beta we die like sir pentious
  • Anorexia
  • Weight Issues
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Jealousy
  • Mental Breakdown
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Paranoia
  • Alastor Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Angst
  • Whump
  • Mental Instability
  • Hallucinations
  • Self-Harm
  • Nightmares
  • Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

  Summary

  Alastor gets quite comfortable at the hotel. Maybe too comfortable.

  When he realizes, it is too late. And now he must build himself back up again.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,166

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  85

  Kudos:

  558

  Bookmarks:

  59

  Hits:

  7,636

• All it takes to be likable by ReadingThisAt5Am

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  11 Apr 2023

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Mike "Vampir" Makowski/Michael (South Park: Raisins)
  • Mike "Vampir" Makowski/Pete Thelman
  • Henrietta Biggle/Mike "Vampir" Makowski
  • Henrietta Biggle/Michael (South Park: Raisins)
  • Henrietta Biggle/Pete Thelman
  • Michael (South Park: Raisins)/Pete Thelman
  • Mike "Vampir" Makowski
  • Firkle Smith
  • Henrietta Biggle
  • Pete Thelman
  • Michael (South Park: Raisins)
  • Vamp Kids (South Park)
  • Goth Kids (South Park)
  • Emo Kids (South Park)
  • Polyamory
  • Eating Disorders
  • Self-Harm
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Underage Smoking
  • Underage Drinking
  • Blood Drinking
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Alternate Universe - Teenagers
  • Aged-Up Character(s)
  • Loss of Innocence
  • Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
  • No beta we die like Kenny
  • Drug Use
  • Drugs
  • Age Regression/De-Aging
  • Obsession
  • Obsessive Behavior
  • Angst
  • Whump
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Gender Dysphoria
  • Body Dysphoria
  • Graphic Description

  Summary

  Vampir has lost everything: his clique, his friends, his reputation and possibly his sanity.

  He's got nothing to lose, so why not see what it takes to be liked back by his crushes?

  An angsty story about a teenage loss of innocence.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,712

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

  19

  Kudos:

  59

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  973