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    Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

    5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Another brucie wayne identity reveal 🤣

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    He’s vengeance.
    He’s the night.
    He’s also that guy who once called caviar “sea raisins.”

    And that's why the JL can't know that he is Bruce(ie) "Catch Me in Gucci Crying to Ariana Grande" Wayne.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    I love this! I've been searching for fics where bruce didn't want to share his identity out of sheer embarrassment over his brucie persona 🤣

    This was amazingly funny. Bruce mentally going through every contingency and mentally rejecting each one in despair, him grabbing onto the melted cowl hoping against hope it would un-melt, every brucie anecdote mentioned.

    And the small sweet moment where superman reassured him of their friendship 🥹

    Also i relate to the penguin tidbit on a spiritial level

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    When someone asks Brucie Wayne what he thinks of Superman using human women to "spread his genes", Batman tells him to think fast.

    When Bruce responds by making up an affair, Batman says, Not that fast!

    Superman says, What?

    Clark Kent says, Absolutely not.

    Lois Lane says ...That could work.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Funny premise and love the characterization

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    OWCA is trying to force Perry to retire from fieldwork after his next completed mission, but Perry has a plan: If he doesn’t arrest or kill his next enemy, then the mission technically isn't completed.

    His next nemesis is a man called Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and Perry can't stand him.
    Obviously, he falls in love.

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    23 May 2026

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    Fluffy light read perryshmirtz :>

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    Heinz wants to demonstrate the effect of memory loss on the brain for his biology class's neurology unit, using a revamped Mini Amnesia-inator. What could possibly go wrong?

    Perry wakes up in a hospital bed with no idea where he is, when it is, or who the brown-haired man in a lab coat leaning over him is. He makes some...assumptions about the nature of their relationship.
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    Perryshmirtz Week 2023, Day 3: Memory

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    19 May 2026

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    Help, not perry immediately knowing (1) he's in love with Heinz and (2) he's in a relationship with him (even if he did sort of get it wrong lol)

    Perry's adoration of heinz's hands and rambles were so sweet! I laughed everytime though whenever he casually mentioned how he's in love with him to others XD