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Catching a Caught Cat by Random_Reviewer
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
12 Jun 2026
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"I pray for your protection, I pray for your aid…” Klein felt himself choke up, just a little, at the overwhelming desperation he was feeling in that moment. And at the little sliver of Klein’s childhood that had missed praying publicly to the Goddess, which Zhou had needed to hide away to keep Benson, Melissa, and himself safe while on the run from 0-08 and Ince Zangwill.
“I ask that even though I cannot make a ritual altar for you, I pray you hear me out regardless. I have nowhere else to turn, and with no allies I can contact I will likely die or worse at the hands of MI9 within the next few days. Please…” His voice, even with the Clown Potion helping him keep the worst of his emotions locked behind his perfect mask, still cracked minutely. He coughed. “Help my allies find me..."
“Praise the Lady,” he intoned after a moment of silence, his fingers instinctively tapping out the Crimson Moon on his chest.
---Atypical Cat Catching fic where MI9 captures Klein at the end of Volume 3 and Klein begs the Goddess to save him when all else fails. Then the Goddess does a little too good of a job trying to keep "Her" cat in "Her" clutches.
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Per Aspera Repetere Patriam by Random_Reviewer
Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime)
20 May 2026
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"Through Adversity To Return (to) Home"
In a world slightly to the left, the war against Siltvelt went slightly worse than canon. More people died on both sides, and even if the results were ultimately the same, the Three Heroes Church swore in the aftermath that someday the Shield Demon would pay. So the Church plotted and schemed, and upon the summoning of the Four Cardinal Heroes, they acted. It was found through journals of previous Heroes that curses could only be applied to a Hero if it did no direct damage, and if it could not be used to control the Hero. Thus, a holy curse was concocted to keep wounds on application fresh for as long as it was active. And after encouraging the King to do as he saw fit for a corporal punishment that ended with a least a little blood being shed, the Church sat back and watched their carefully crafted plan come to fruition...
This is a collection of moments from that offshoot, compiled together closely enough to almost resemble a story. Events will stay fairly close to canon, but it's the little things that can, at times, make all the difference. Very Naofumi-centric.
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A Turn For The Better by Random_Reviewer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2026
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On a night hunt gone horribly wrong, Wei Changze and Cangse Sanren are certain they will die trying to complete it. However, right before the worst can happen, a stranger wearing Wei Changze's face appears with a dizi and a host of corpses from the Burial Mounds. This changes everything.
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A collection of one shots based in a world where the Yiling Patriarch is returned on the eve of his parents' death to the Burial Mounds after the events of the First Siege.
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And Dreams You'd Thought You'd Lost Along The Way by Random_Reviewer
Fandoms: Mystery Skulls Animated
30 Oct 2025
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Lance Kingsmen is a simple man who has been through some hard times, but gaining custody over his nephew brought with it some of the best and worst of times and he wouldn't have it any other way.
A limited 3rd-person reflection on one of those worst times paired with one of the best: a love letter to an uncle character who certainly gets some love but I think deserves even more.
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Fly Away With Me (I Feel Free) by Random_Reviewer for alphashley14
Fandoms: Mystery Skulls Animated, Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated (Cartoon 2010)
28 Sep 2025
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Spinning off from Chapter 33 of alphashley14's amazing fic: "One of Us"; In a "Bad Ending" what if scenario, Professor Pericles connects the dots that the angry ghost that ruined his plans was singing a song from the same group that "Ricky's" been singing the songs of for the last 2 days, which matches up timing-wise with some of the odd behaviors he's been previously brushing off. So, while he doesn't know who is currently in Ricky's body, he is fairly confident that whoever it is is associated with the Mystery Skulls in some way. Thus, Professor Pericles ramps his previous controlling behavior up to eleven and imprisons Arthur for a week before Lewis is finally able to break him out.
Chapter 1 is the imprisonment and Rescue; Chapter 2 is the fluff post rescue!
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Scar's terrible no good wizardly road trip to Mt. Doom by Random_Reviewer
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Jul 2022
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- 5,978
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MCYT Oneshot Collection by Random_Reviewer
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Jul 2022
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A series of oneshots set within Minecraft YouTube. Currently only centered around Etho and Bdubs, I might expand outwards later we'll see.
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- 9,043
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Crochet by Sugar500
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
08 Jun 2026
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What if... Zhou Mingrui learned to crochet?
Idea from a YouTube short about a crochet blanket hot chocolate mug sent on the Discord with the question: "Who should I give this hobby to?"Bookmarked by Random_Reviewer
19 May 2026
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Snowflakes by emm_of_not_many_thoughts
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
12 Oct 2025
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In two different places, at two different times, two certain somebodies wake up alone.
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Or, the fact that Klein and Azik both wrote each other letters to maintain humanity while the other was sleeping did not leave me alone, and this was the result.Bookmarked by Random_Reviewer
06 Jun 2026
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Criminal Professor but he’s nice and pretty so it’s all good by orphan_account
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
26 Jun 2024
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There’s a new history professor at Hoy university, a young graduate that goes by the name Klein Moretti. A kind man that’s closer to age of the students than anyone else. Although, there was the single — and honestly not that big of a deal — flaw that he had which was his night job as a criminal master mind.
But hey, at least he’s nice and pretty.
Bookmarked by Random_Reviewer
05 Jun 2026
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Cheers! by Ichis_tears
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
08 Jan 2022
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Danitz was just about to escape from being under Gehrman’s orders and Anderson’s mockery. The Golden Dream would soon pick him up, waiting to celebrate his return. Celebrate with just his captain and the crew, not with Anderson and Gehrman. But hey, at the end of the day, it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be.
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05 Jun 2026
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A wish that cannot be granted by Ichis_tears
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
06 Feb 2022
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Traveling to a city alongside Benson and his wife after they married hadn't been the best idea. Melissa felt like a third wheel and spent most of her time trying to entertain herself without bothering the lovebirds.
Machinery always invaded her thoughts, so it wasn't strange when curiosity made her approach the weird machine in the Municipal Square. What was really strange, was the wandering magician next to it.
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- Part 1 of Melody of Hope
Bookmarked by Random_Reviewer
05 Jun 2026