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Instead of Hagrid, one Quirinus Quirrell comes to fetch Harry from the Dursleys.
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- Part 2 of October, 2024
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16 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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15 Jul 2026
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Lord Voldemort has just had an excellent idea for how to ruin Dumbledore's reputation. If he handles this right, the old goat will never recover!
"Harry, mate, I'm so sorry," Seamus Finnegan clapped him on the shoulder. "This must be so hard for you."
Harry blinked. "..What?" It was just Potions, it wasn't that bad. Slughorn was loads better than Snape had been, after all.
"Your dad, mate!" Seamus insisted, holding up an evening edition of the Prophet. "Everyone knows now, you don't have to hide it anymore-"
"My dad's dead," said Harry flatly. "Voldemort killed him. Everyone knows that-"
Then he read the headline.
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15 Jul 2026
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ECDYSIS: THE GLOW-UP by Anna_Hopkins for Oulixeus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - All Media Types
28 Oct 2025
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Not long after the fateful night of Cedric’s death and someone else’s resurrection, Harry had begun feeling… weird.
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15 Jul 2026
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Mangaka-san, the Deadline is At Hand! by featherx
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
27 Aug 2024
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“Heh, sorry.” She pulls the plastic water bottle in her hand away. “You just looked so out of it, I wanted to see if you’d react.”
“Huh…” Asuka repeats, dumbly. What kind of person walks right up to a complete stranger and presses a cold water bottle to their forehead? No, wait — are they a complete stranger? For some reason something about them is vaguely familiar, though she can’t place her finger on what, exactly. “Um, have we met…?”
“’Course not.” The stranger holds the water bottle out. “Here. You look like you need it.”
Asuka Ren is a failed mangaka, part-time art teacher, full-time doujinshi artist for the booming Omniscient Reader fandom. Life is hard without many friends who like the same ship in the same order, but at least she has the enigmatic ‘blackflame_empress’ as her best friend online. That is, until she meets a stranger in Comiket…
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05 Jun 2026