Randfigur
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He should have known keeping it a secret would bite him in the arse one day.
And of course it was Stede fucking Bonnet’s fault.
Or: Stede accidentally bonds with Izzy during their duel and reveals things about him nobody expected.
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31 Mar 2026
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“Don’t try to stand up, you faint every time you do that.”
“I don’t faint!”
“Yes, you’ve already said that,” Stede replied, flatly. “Several times in fact. And I still have had to catch you in my arms before you hit the ground. Every. Single. Time.”OR: Stede and Izzy's first meeting on the island goes a bit differently when the soldiers appear and they have to run away together. Then Stede gets stuck with a concussed Izzy and things get quite confusing before they get better.
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31 Mar 2026
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Let's Not Talk About it, Let's Just Not Talk by thatonewriterdude for gaytectives
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Mar 2024
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After a raid goes wrong, Ed, Stede, and Izzy are forced to reconsider what they mean to each other.
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21 Feb 2026
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...spending the remainder of his life as a dog seems as good an idea as any. His bright idea was to get caught by the dog warden and tossed into a shelter. They’d look after him, keep him fed and watered and dry, even if it was probably inevitable they’d put him down in a few weeks. Maybe he’d turn back into a human briefly enough to escape and then repeat the process.
Izzy can shapeshift into a dog. He uses it to avoid his problems, but winds up creating a whole bunch more.
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10 Jan 2026
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"So, yeah, now we're trying to look after him. Please give him a little patience, he's earned it, I think."
After the kraken is seemingly killed, the ship drifts aimlessly for a week before the Gentleman Pirate makes his triumphant return. Nobody can believe what has been happening aboard The Revenge in their absence; but more unbelievable is the way that their old friends have rallied around the insufferable Izzy Hands.
While the crew are at odds over whether their tyrannical first mate is deserving of sympathy or blame, Izzy retreats to his cabin and stays there. In pain, desperately unhappy and broken down by Blackbeard, Izzy just can't bring himself to try to return to pirate life.
After all, Izzy knows what becomes of old dogs who have lost their bite.
A deep dive & reimagining of post-kraken life aboard The Revenge.
(There have been some edits since first posted)
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08 Jan 2026