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mutual masturbation for fun and profit by AhoyTheShipOfDreams
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2025
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Ranked Jerkmate. The online platform where those who seek to win at wanking can battle their way to sore, sticky triumph by out-performing other gooning gladiators. Both Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji believe they have what it takes. But when they’re matched against each other, can they keep it to just friendly competition between two dudes watching each other jerk off… or are they gonna make it gay ???
(if it's not obvious, this is very much crack and very much for the lols)
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07 Jul 2026
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And Again by tangerinechar
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Nov 2020
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‘Two truths and a lie?” suggests Nie Huaisang. Then, suddenly sounding a lot less drunk and a lot more mischievous, he says, “Cut-sleeve chicken?”
Wei Wuxian would have spat out his wine, if he hadn’t thrown it out of the window to hide it.
“Huaisang-xiong— “
“It’s perfect! Easy, quick, you two should have no problem with it — just get as close as possible to kissing, the first one to back away loses!” Nie Huaisang claps his hands together, looking at Wei Wuxian, who is looking at Lan Wangji, whose ears are steadily turning an (objectively) attractive shade of plum-pink.
Wei Wuxian only intended to play cut-sleeve chicken with Lan Wangji once, but he won't complain if Lan Wangji wants to keep the game going.
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06 Jul 2026
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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06 Jul 2026
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bones of ribbon by mellowflicker
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Oct 2024
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“Xiao-Wei, I have nothing to give you. Only my home. You even took my pig.”
“Mmmm,” Wei Ying draws, tapping his lower lip. Unless master tries to kill Wei Ying, which he is too scared of, they are done for. Their eyes lock, and Wei Ying’s eyes go bright. “Give him.”
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06 Jul 2026
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until i make you mine by mellowflicker
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Apr 2021
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Wei Ying tilts his head and offers his hand to Lan Zhan. “I’m Wei Ying. Wanna be friends?”
Lan Zhan quirks an eyebrow. “No.”
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06 Jul 2026