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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    They had agreed to an arrangement of sorts, but try as he might, Harry had never been very good at obeying rules.

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    When Draco discovers Harry Potter at a muggle strip club, he’s excited to uncover the kinks of The Chosen One, becoming lost when it's his own secrets which are revealed.

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Draco Malfoy finds out that Harry Potter is secretly (somehow) still a virgin and Draco doesn't want anything to do with it. But Harry can't stop thinking about him so after a lot of convincing and some scheming Harry FINALLY loses his virginity and Draco gets in way over his head.

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.

    What the plan didn't involve?

    Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.

    Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.

    Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.

    It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.

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    18 May 2026

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    Draco Malfoy makes a living gossiping about Harry Potter. Harry makes a hobby out of giving him new material. Soon, it’s hard to tell whether the Chosen One has finally gone off the rails or if the column has taken creative writing a bit too far.

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    04 May 2026