PurpleJesus
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No Cult AU where Eden's Gate is a meglo-church that throws a charity event themed the Seven Deadly Sins. John and the Deputy meet, sparks fly.
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Symmetra and Junkrat have been hired by rival agencies to retrieve an artifact. It can only be found via a serious of clues hidden in lost tombs around the world.
No matter how hard she tries, Symmetra can't seem to shake the Junker.
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Mermaid AU.
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Miss_Teddy wrote this excellent summary for me, so I'm using it
"Okay so shes from advanced technology based future that is race hating on her - but we don't know her race - she has fire under her skin and was some how running away from her ex and the robot cops when she tripped through the fabric of time. She was injured but magically got better, and was locked away in the goblin king's - Bog not Jareth- dungeon. All she has with her is a sword that's like Blade's only with electricity instead of spikes, and her everlasting tablet. She escapes only not really. They fight, they flirt, and much shipping is had by all. Oh and there's hints of her having fallen into an alternate reality which is good because her family is probably dead and it'd be nice if she could kinda get them back."
If that doesn't sell you on it, there's nothing more I can do to entice you.
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Pickpocket Drabble by PurpleJesus
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
03 Aug 2017
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After collecting the Sacred Ashes, Gwen notices Zevran isn't his normal happy self. She distracts him with a wager to cheer him up.
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When Stiles wasn’t making wholly ridiculous faces and running his mouth ten miles a minute, he was actually sort of attractive. Jackson cursed the day that realization had come to him because it would probably end up ruining his history grade and also his life.
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29 Mar 2026
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If This is a Rom-Com, Kill the Director (Please) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
11 Aug 2012
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No, no no no no. There is no way in hell that Stiles’ life has turned into some sort of romantic comedy, some sort of sickeningly predictable John Hughes movie where there unwittingly attractive “social outcast” falls for the star player of this or that sport that’s insanely important to the school.
Except, it kind of has. (And as much as Stiles’ hates to admit he really, really loves 80’s movies.) (Obviously.)
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29 Mar 2026
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Stiles taking the bite doesn't go as planned, and neither does starting out at college. But at least Jackson is there for all of it.
“And to think of all the shit you gave me for being a kanima. Oh, this is gold,” Jackson laughs, genuinely doubled over with glee. “Lizard boy doesn’t seem so funny now, does it?”
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21 Mar 2026
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Stiles has a secret that Jackson finds out.
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Stiles hisses angrily eyes bright with both anger and fear as he manages to pull himself up enough to grab Jackson’s arm and pulls him close so he can talk without the other wolves hearing. "You have to get me out of sight now!" Jackson would normally question why, he has a hundred questions running around his skull but instead of asking any of them he nods dumbly and lifts Stiles bridal style. Jackson nearly stumbles as that long tail curls up around his back but catches himself and hurries Stiles into the pool house before anyone can come looking.
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- Part 1 of Merman
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21 Mar 2026
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Curiosity killed the cat they say, and it comes in the form of Stiles' neighbor, Derek. A wolf that he can't stay away from. Derek; surprisingly, doesn't seem to mind.
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21 Mar 2026