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Dirk is just so very mysterious when it comes to his home life, so when Jane happens upon a certain Dave Strider walking down the street, she jumps at the chance to speak with him.
Written for this prompt for the Homestuck kink meme: Jane meets either Alpha Dave or Alpha Rose at a SBAHJ movie premiere/Complacency of the Learned book signing/whatever. And Jane is so happy to meet one of her friend's guardian that she of course strikes up a conversation about the friend in question.
So Jane ends up having a very strange conversation with either Alpha Dave or Alpha Rose that is full of hidden meaning, and while she might get suspicious, she never learns that the guardian in question has never actually met their kid, no matter how oddly they react to some of the stuff she says/what weird stuff they ask her.- Language:
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20 Jan 2014
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A study in why Vriska Serket has no friends, why her romantic life is in an even sorrier state, with great deals of bemoaning Terezi Pyrope's general existence, as well as the state of the flat Vriska herself refuses to tidy.
(... right?)
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27 Dec 2013
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"Imagine your OTPs first time in bed together. They’re a bit nervous, scared that the other person will be disgusted with their body..."
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29 Sep 2013
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You are now the ROGUE OF VOID. You have just made your triumphant arrival in the LAND OF PYRAMIDS AND NEON. Your planet resembles both a necropolis and a low-rent casino complex, if such a thing is possible. What will you do?
> we cant stop here tihs is turtle country
That is not a valid command!
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29 Sep 2013
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“I thought this was for science,” you point out. “Isn’t the lowly lab tech supposed to handle all of the equipment? You’re gonna corrupt the data, bro, muscle off that salami before you contaminate it.”
It's not cool to back down from a challenge, insincerely issued and cloaked in ironic pretense as it might be, and Dave will do a lot of stupid things once. He isn't even sure how stupid this is. It's a weird, absurd claim but that's kind of the point -- Dirk presents the field of inquiry and they both go to extreme lengths to prove or disprove his theories.
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28 Sep 2013