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Alfred Jones is as poor as they get, living homeless on the streets. He is the type of man that high-paid businessman Arthur Kirkland would never spare a passing glance, but that's about to change. USUK
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Arthur is forced by his parents to leave home and attend university in America. Even worse, he must join the overly masculine fraternity 'Mu Alpha Nu'. Too bad he already knows he would never fit in with those frat barbarians... Or will he? UKUS
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"America….you made a grave, grave mistake," Canada's voice sounded as frosty as a thousand icicles scraping down one's skin, "and you will face the consequences." Canada punishes America...with his hockey stick. CanAme / USCan oneshot
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Alfred is 10 years old and loves being outside because it makes him feel happy and free. He would never give it up for anything... But that might change once he catches a green eyed boy staring at him from a house across the street. USUK children AU.
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My gift for the 2014 USUK Secret Santa. The prompt was 'Secret Service!AU where Arthur is the voice telling agent!Alfred what to do but Alfred has never seen him before'.
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Vincent’s bouncing on that thing crazy style by PootLavato
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Dec 2025
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“I can prove to you that you can be everything you think your not.”
Vincent’s face flushes. His breath starts to grow labored from all the effort it’s taking to choke out his own arousal. He can feel Alastor’s hand travel higher, kneading over the skin of his thigh. He audibly gulps, trying to reorient himself back into functionality.
“Whats…that supposed to…mean?” He pants out the words. Alastor rolls his eyes with an affectionate grin.
“You know exactly what it means.”___
Vincent is insecure about himself and Alastor knows how to show the television host just how good he can really be.
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- Part 3 of Radiostatic & murdermedia shenanigans
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Alastor and Vox have been partners for nearly a decade when Vox starts dating Valentino. Their partnership has been peaceful—well, for themselves; Alastor can't vouch for the poor souls surrounding them—that entire time, with nary an attempt to murder one another for power. He thought they were perfectly satisfied!
So why is Vox's relationship with Valentino so...different?
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Side Effects May Include Cunning Developments in the Field of Linguistics by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jun 2024
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The wonders of modern medicine never cease to make Vox grateful as they trickle down from Earth, but sometimes the side-effects feel a little more hellish in origin. Case in point: He's on his period, which always gets him a little hot under the collar, but he's never been so horny in his life as he is now that he's started taking testosterone.
Hey, why is Alastor looking at him like that?
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Alastor is a serial killer who takes joy in watching those with power reduced to weakness.
Lieutenant Vincent Whittman is the police officer (and serial killer) in charge of catching him. Solving this case is exactly what he needs to solidify his place as next in line for the captain’s position.
Who will come out on top in the end?
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Humans are born with a soul mate; for as long as both souls are alive on Earth, they are bound together by a red thread. It forms when the second soul mate is born, and it turns black when the first soul mate dies. No one can see these threads but the people attached to them.
In Hell, a mark will form on the skin of both soul mates the moment the second soul falls. Sinners can use these marks to find each other, but they seldom do. Having a soul mate is a weakness few can tolerate.
Vox has been looking for his soul mate his entire existence; Alastor has spent just as long running from his.
All it takes is one touch.