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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    Following an afternoon of sex and tuna melts, Shane goes searching for the explicit rules of what being 'friends with benefits' entails. In his humble opinion, they're nailing it.

    Once friendship is on the table, Shane reconsiders the usefulness and immutability of the public rivalry narrative. Surely the NHL can make just as much money from a bromance as it can from a rivalry?

    A missed call from J.J., a dinner at All-Stars, and an ill-considered mad dash to the airport send Shane's season in a very different direction to the disciplined three-peat he'd been planning back in October.


    "This rivalry thing: it was everyone else who said we hated each other off the ice. There’s no rule that says we have to keep doing that forever.” Shane stared outside, past the blinding billboards and down at the streets below. “It was nice. Hanging out, last time.”

    He knew what it looked like when Rozanov shut down, when he closed himself off and pushed the world away. He’d finish the conversation abruptly, curt, clipped, and retreat. So Shane knew he’d won when Rozanov finally answered with: “Are we six years old, Hollander? Asking if I want to play in sandpit with you?"

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    Beneficiaries
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    What do you do when you’re getting married in six months and you have 22 guys whose literal jobs are to do whatever you tell them?

    The Ottawa Centaurs are conscripted to pull off their captain’s wedding. The fact that they still don’t know who he’s marrying is entirely beside the point. (All the signs are there. All of them.)

    UPDATE: Chapter added at the end. The real story is chapters 1-5 (about 13k) with a bonus chapter 6 (about 12k all on its own)

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    It Takes a Village (Idiot)
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    In which Anya Hollander-Rozanov receives a jury summons.

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    Now Raise Your Right Paw
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  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    Lily:
    Would you fuck her?

    Attached to the message was a photo of a woman who was unmistakably beautiful, so beautiful that she seemed almost unreal. High cheekbones, long, golden hair, and eyes in Shane’s favourite shade of blue.

    She was mesmerising. She was the perfect, conventionally attractive woman that every professional hockey player is usually crazy about.

    Good for Rozanov.

    He hoped he would choke on his own spit while going down on her.

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    Ilya sends Shane an edited photo of himself as a woman. Things get a little out of hand when Hayden discovers it on his phone and proudly shows the whole team the picture of Shane’s 'Boston Lily'. Who would have thought that antisocial and awkward Shane Hollander would end up with the hottest girlfriend of them all? And yes, they‘ve done an official ranking.

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    Shane Hollander’s Hot Girlfriend
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    Shane gets approximately ten minutes of feeling blissful and content after Ilya Rozanov leaves his apartment-

    -and then he has to bolt to the bathroom to get ill with a violence he hasn’t experienced since he was still conditioning for the season as a rookie.

    In the aftermath, he runs a cold washcloth over his face while swishing his mouth out and tries to convince himself that it had to have just been something he ate.

    He wonders if he should text Rozanov and give him a warning, but having to send a, “Thanks for taking my virginity, by the way I just puked my guts up and you might have caught whatever this is from me” doesn’t really seem like it’s a very sexy follow-up text to get from someone. As a “congrats on getting fucked” present to himself in honor of the occasion, he decides he’ll chalk it up to the sudden release of nerves and only send the text if it lasts past the night.

    (shane is EXTREMELY sensitive to nicotine) (the problem with this? he isn't actually aware of it and thus doesn't understand why fucking ilya rozanov sometimes makes him sick afterwards)

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    cotinine
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