Professorloony
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Hot & Heavy by Professorloony
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
10 May 2026
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omegaverse 2009 dan and phil have extremely explicit sex. That's it, that's the fic.
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Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.
Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.
Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?
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12 Jun 2026
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After the war, Draco moves in with Harry Potter and watches him suffer through one bad relationship after another. Draco's love life isn't exactly going well, either, and NO, that has nothing to do with POTTER, because he ISN'T IN LOVE WITH POTTER, damnit, Pansy!
A short and smutty story about finding the right one.
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11 Jun 2026
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Draco and Harry make bets during Auror training - and they keep upping the ante.
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11 Jun 2026
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The short and smutty tale of how Draco Malloy wanked his way to true love.
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11 Jun 2026
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Right after the most infuriating breakup of his life, Draco overhears Harry cursing love from a nearby booth at the Leaky and finds out that he, too, has been dumped. Before long, a plan is hatched: they will work together to utterly destroy (Draco) and win back (Harry) their exes. Of course, the only thing these dummies manage to do is make their lives more complicated.
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10 Jun 2026