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fruit for the taking by lilliehare
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Nov 2023
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There were a few things Obi-Wan had learned about Anakin Skywalker since getting to know him. He had a near-constant smirk on his face, his views on omegas were surprisingly regressive for his age, and he had little to no concern for Obi-Wan’s boundaries. All in all, Anakin was the epitome of everything he hated in an alpha, but for some reason, Obi-Wan still found him strangely endearing. Perhaps it was because Anakin was still young enough that Obi-Wan thought he could be a good influence on him and show him that omegas could be more than just stay-at-home moms. What was the worst that could happen?
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42 year old Omega Obi-Wan had no business getting pregnant at his age but his 16 year old alpha neighbor didn't seem to care
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I'm Not All Right (But I'll Be Okay) by greeneyes_blondequiffs
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 Nov 2022
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‘It has to be me,’ Anakin said, trying hard not to feel stung at his Master’s obvious reluctance to be with him even when the other option was death. ‘I’m the only Omega here. It’s just me.’
Obi Wan needs an Omega to end his Rut. There's just one problem with that: Anakin is the only Omega on the ship and he's desperately in love with him.
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Anakin, in a fit of bravery uncharacteristic even for the Hero With No Fear, decides that he should tell the Council about his secret marriage, so that no Sith could ever use it against him to hurt the Jedi Order or the Republic.
It goes swimmingly--if you ignore the fact that Anakin definitely meant to say that he married Padmé in the wake of Geonosis, and yet the entire Jedi Council seems to think he married Obi-Wan.
And also if you ignore the fact that now no one believes them when they tell them flat out that Anakin is married to and in love with Padmé, not his old master.
And also if you also ignore the fact that Anakin doesn't know how to ignore the fact that being in love with Obi-Wan sort of makes a lot of sense. In fact, it feels like the only thing that's made sense in the last four years, come to think of it.
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foolproof, foolhardy by tennessoui
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Jun 2025
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Senior padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi’s best friend, Ahsoka, pisses him off. After a few too many drinks, he decides that the perfect way to get revenge is to sleep with her master.
A sober, hungover Obi-Wan is horrified to remember the plan, and even more horrified to find that Quinlan, perhaps-a-bit-too-eager partner in crime, has no intentions of letting him back out of Operation: Seduce Anakin Skywalker, a foolhardy yet foolproof plan.
Emphasis, of course, on fool.
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- Part 1 of tomfoolery
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Master Mine by skyl_tales
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Apr 2020
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"What is the last thing you remember?"
Obi-Wan pursed his lips. "I was packing my belongings to prepare for my trip to the AgriCorps."
The Healer nodded, looking unsurprised but unhappy. "You are not thirteen, Obi-Wan," she said. "Yesterday, you were a thirty-eight-year-old Jedi Master and Council member. Unfortunately, there was something of an accident during your last mission."