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    "Just breaking now - it appears Spider-Man has collapsed! After seemingly walking away from that crash with no injuries, Spider-Man is now unconscious on the ground! NYPD are assisting and we've no details yet but - wait, what's that in the distance... is that Iron-Man?"

    AKA The one where Peter collapses and Tony freaks out.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.”

    The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .”

    “Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?”

    OR: The first time Natasha meets Stark's kid, it's three in the morning; spiders don't sleep, after all. Natasha is used to being the only spider.

    The wonderful podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41382891, done by the magnificent Lemon_Avocado.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “It was supposed to protect you,” the Third had said. Quiet. Mournful. Bitter.
    The eight-year-old blinked at Hiruzen in bewilderment.
    “My classmates still hate me,” Naruto whispered, looking away from his homework to eye the man. “How does not knowing why make it better?”
    “They weren’t supposed to,” Hiruzen said, “you weren’t supposed to know either. I wanted to raise you as a normal shinobi child. Not as a Jinchuuriki.”
    “And then Danzo tried to take me,” Naruto said.
    “And then Danzo tried to take you,” Hiruzen agreed.

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    Danzo makes a move against Naruto Uzumaki much sooner than in Cannon forcing the Third Hokage to actual take his job as Guardian seriously. He kind of sucks at it.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.

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    Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.

    (A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Magic enacts a price in the oddest of ways.
    When Dr Strange snapped his fingers and willed the memory of Peter Parker away ... the secret and most solemn wish of a selfish man rippled through dimensions. To save one universe, to selfishly keep his own memory, a perversion of magic occurred. For those still in New York, it meant watching as Spider-Man flickered to nothingness - their memories of the boy beneath the mask still present and haunting.
    For Peter Parker, this means a life in another dimension, as another version of himself.
    One without the memory of Peter Parker.

    AKA Peter Parker as an amnesiac clone in Gotham city, picked up by Deathstroke and hunted by the Court of Owls

    (formerly 'What Goes Up Must Come Down')

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    06 Jun 2026