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"Your cadet corps is insane! What is wrong with them!?"
Shadis sighed. "Was it the argument about fighting a thousand duck-sized titans or one titan-sized duck?"
"What? No…"
"Was it the fact that half of them are convinced that the other half are werewolves?"
"...No, I-"
"Was it Eren and Krista doing their creepy mind-meld thing?"
The Sergeant sighed in defeat. "No."
"Oh… was it-"
"They were talking about how attractive they find the Armored Titan."
Shadis let out a single dry bark of laughter. "Yeah. I ignore those discussions on purpose."
__________Told entirely from outsider POVs: the 104th Cadet Corps is all really bad at keeping secrets from each other. Rated M for Levi's potty mouth. For slightly less crack, just go to the second fic in this series!
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- Part 1 of A Tack of Titans
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Bookmarked by Probably_Okay
02 Jul 2026
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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His blood yields to her command. Maka could merely outstretch a hand and he'd be steel in her grasp in less than a moment's notice. He knows her ticks, knows her tells; hell, she could quirk her confident grin and he'd already be halfway between boy and scythe. What Maka wants, Maka gets.
And if she wants him pinned between her knees, well, who is he to disobey?
Bookmarked by Probably_Okay
06 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Some of the most tender, heartfelt smut ever. It barely felt like smut (in a good way) 10/10 no notes
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The Artistry of the Baker by KenrakenOkwaho
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2026
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A series that wasn't supposed to be a series, but somehow became one, stemming from Luo Binghe's culinary talents, Liu Qingge's denial, BingQiu's pining and that one scene from the movie "Ghost".
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Adoption by Defenestration; or, A Family Can Be A Fox Demon, Its Jinchuuriki, and Three Dozen Highly-Trained Assassins by elumish
Fandoms: Naruto
02 Sep 2018
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He will not be the ANBU who let the jinchuuriki plummet to his death out a fourth story window. Let that be another ANBU’s legacy.
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Bookmarked by Probably_Okay
29 Jul 2025
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The Fourth Hokage's body was never found, but they never suspected that was because he hadn't died.
Minato Namikaze wakes up six years after the devastating Kyuubi attack, alone in an overgrown clearing with not a scratch on him. Disoriented and confused, he does exactly what any father would do in this situation. He fights through the pain, gets up, and goes to find his son. He trudges through the pounding in his head and forces himself to move-- to go and find him, because that masked man was still out there, and Minato is willing to do anything to protect his little ball of sunshine.
Needless to say, the blonde kage wasn't expecting so much time to have passed. Nor is he very impressed with the way the village has been treating his son all these years.
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- Part 1 of Six Years Series
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25 Jun 2025
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The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, the long-suffering jōnin-sensei by FeelingsDusk for cywscross
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Jan 2017
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Kakashi is being trolled. He doesn’t know how that can be, but he knows with utmost certainty that he’s being trolled somehow.
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Kakashi gets saddled with the cheekiest little brats ever and wonders if it's too late to become a missing nin.
*Please, do not link or repost on other sites without consent.*
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Bookmarked by Probably_Okay
23 Jun 2025
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Yet another team 7 time travel fic. Who could’ve guessed. I love this
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In one world, Kakashi awoke, felt grieved at being assigned a team he sees his own in, and he let that grief make him a lazy teacher. He saw himself in Sasuke, Obito in Naruto, and Rin in Sakura. He woke, saw himself in them, and took a large step back, regretting accepting them as his new team. In another world he was quite hands off, merely a watcher because it was so very painful to watch. He saw himself and all his mistakes in this new team of his.
In this world, Kakashi awoke, saw the similarities, and instantly panicked. He suddenly realized what he had done, passing a team. Kakashi was left scrambling not to repeat old mistakes and regrets. This team would not suffer the fate of his team.
In this world, simply put, Kakashi became a teacher. This is the starting of a new Team seven.
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- Part 1 of How to Make a Team
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Bookmarked by Probably_Okay
23 Jun 2025
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AHHHHHHH this is amazing!!! Kakashi actually trains them! They bond! Shitty parts of canon are amended!
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Maybe it’s because Naruto doesn’t know when to quit, because he’s always there in the periphery, because he’s loud and obnoxious and pushy. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s been able to land a hit on him in a spar for months now. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s not afraid to make him bleed.
Regardless, Naruto is Sasuke’s rival. And as such, Sasuke watches him.
And watches.
And watches.---
In which Sasuke finds many aspects of Naruto's life objectionable, and as a result more or less abducts--I mean, adopts him.
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Bookmarked by Probably_Okay
30 May 2025
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A soft fic that gives a look into Naruto's home and living conditions. Sasuke is kind, in a 'human-decency' sort-of way, and pays attention to Naruto when nobody else bothers to. Makes me feel both sad and frustrated, as well as warm and fluffy.
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
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Bookmarked by Probably_Okay
30 May 2025
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A fix-it fic that I actually LOVE <3. Time-traveling team-7 that is overpowered (and sassy af) in the new timeline. Kakashi has to deal with their shenanigans, and we love him for it. Plus a shitton of swearing >:)