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“That is the worst idea you’ve ever had,” Remus laughs as he places a wet plate in the drying rack next to the sink.
“No, you just weren’t listening,” James frowns, leaning back in his dining chair, legs crossed under the small breakfast table in Remus and Sirius’s kitchen.
“Oh, I was listening. You plan on marrying Regulus to prank Sirius. It wasn’t hard to understand what the idea is; it’s just stupid.”or; what happens when James and Regulus get fake married as a prank and Sirius retaliates by sending them to Mexico together for two weeks.
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DUI + unauthorized vehicle use + minor property damage = 180 days of house arrest and 12 months of probation.
Neither of them would have expected the outcome of these new living arrangements
An unlikely pair. One wants to strangle the other, while the other likes to make him cups of tea.
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The story of Barty and James, bound by law to spend the next 6 months together.
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James hadn't intended to fall into this kind of - well, he could only really call it a situationship - with his ex-boyfriends ex-boyfriend. It had just sort of happened.
But then it kept happening. And again. And again. Until James could no longer call it casual.
Barty kissed all consumingly. Like he was trying to crack you open, devouring you from the inside out and relishing in every moment of it. Every slide of tongue against tongue flooding James’ mouth with the echo of nicotine, cranberry and something else, something uniquely him that was more addictive than the cigarette still curling smoke into the night above them.
Delicate fingers curled into the hairs at the back of James’ head and tugged - twisting his head violently to the side so that Barty could latch his teeth onto his earlobe. Biting and twisting and muttering “you’re coming home with me” and James couldn’t tell if it was a threat or a promise. Either, both, it didn’t matter. James had already fumbled in his pocket for his phone to book the Uber.
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2025
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Peter Pettigrew liked to think of himself as a pretty lucky guy. Him and the universe never really had a problem until his 5th year of Hogwarts where he happened to get the fattest crush on not only two Slytherins but two Slytherins that start dating each other. Talk about unlucky.
Now that Peter is in his 6th year and thus wiser than he was last year, all he can do is hope that when those stupid slytherins are thrown into his friend group they will leave Peter alone.
But it turns out that those Slytherins in fact do not wanna leave Peter alone and will do anything to make him theirs.
How on earth will Peter survive.
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“This is a really bad idea, Barty.”
Barty hums, nose brushing against Evan’s. Despite his words, his hand found its way to the back of Barty’s neck, keeping him close.
“Then tell me to stop.”
“You know I won’t."
Evan moves back from France to England after over a decade with very little expectations. He’s never really had any friends and he’s used to people stepping out of his life—why would this time be any different? He’s ready to spend his remaining years at high school alone. Luckily for Evan, a few people don’t seem to let him.

