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Story time with Anya and a few friends.
I personally am not religious and this utilises Christianity, I apologise for anything rude I may have included.
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October 31, 1981
Severus Snape is dropping off his latest batch of potions for the Dark Lord when he hears something he wasn't supposed to. There's no way he can get to Dumbledore in time to warn him. It's up to Severus to pick up the pieces and protect the only person that ever showed him real care.
Lily and James aren't expecting visitors, obviously. So, imagine their shock at seeing a disheveled Snape on their doorstep insisting they have to leave, now. Voldemort is on his way, and they have barely an hour to pack their life up and run away.
Need a recipe for patience?
Become fugitives with the person you love the most and the person you hate the most during a violent war. Add a baby for optimum results. -
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Danny Nightingale is a normal barista at a quaint coffee shop. According to the bats.
That is until Tim lets slip a word from a language that Danny should absolutely not know, yet can translate it perfectly.
Per usual, chaos ensues.
(Based off a tumblr post I saw. One-Shot)
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Severus Snape accidentally breaks a potion vial he finds in Borgin and Burkes, not knowing what the consequences will be.
Everyone in the school now seems to be infatuated with him - except for one person.James Potter is the only one who can help him.
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There's Something Different About Snape by a_decently_sized_worm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2026
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“Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.
“I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.
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The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.
In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.
Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape. Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.
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I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry! If this ever does go on hiatus for whatever reason, I'll update this description to say so, but as of now, that's not the case. I'm just a hella slow writer. ;-; -
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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20 Apr 2026
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Funniest thing I've read in a while, honestly this is the kind of funny and chaos I aspire to write in all of my fanfictions.