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“I’d rather die.”
“Then have sex with me?” He laughed, but it came out too breathy. The adamance of her refusal was like getting knocked in the stomach by a bludger. Expected, but painful all the same. “Get over yourself.”- Language:
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07 Jul 2026
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After returning from an 18-month assignment with the Department of Mysteries, Hermione discovers that her old life in England has changed. Her motley of friends has expanded, and even Draco Malfoy is accepted. And to her profound dismay, the Unspeakable realises that she may need to accept her old bully as well, because the Ministry has assigned Auror Malfoy to her next case—a time-travelling quest to find the lost cure for memory ailments. As the unlikely pair embark on their task, they unravel mysteries and face historical fiends they never expected. And as Hermione grows fonder of the man she never wanted to forgive, she discovers the secret that he’s kept locked away…a secret that makes their task all the more consequential. But can time heal all wounds, or will it break an already damaged heart?
[Note June 2025: I'm editing this fic as I find the time, so if anyone notices the word count change don't freak out! I'm not changing any of the content, I'm only editing grammar, flow, etc.]Series
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06 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy thinks he has it all when he bribes a Ministry official to make Hermione Granger his wife as part of the Ministry's controversial Marital Obligation Edict.
Things start to unravel for him after she disappears under suspicious circumstances.
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Gone Girl, Dramione edition
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Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2026
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“My eyes are up here, Granger.”
Hermione’s gaze snaps back up to meet Malfoy’s amused, quicksilver stare. Her cheeks continue to burn.
“Let’s get this over with,” she snarls.
“Of course,” he says, voice smooth as the whiskey he downs with an elegant flick of his wrist. The glass lands on the mahogany coffee table with a thunk. “I’d ask if you want to start with business or pleasure first, but considering the way you were eyeing my cock—”
“I was doing no such thing—”
“I’m going to assume pleasure.”
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Auror Hermione Granger is so done dealing with her insufferable informant, Draco Malfoy. If only he didn't keep her so... well informed.
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In the aftermath of the second wizarding war, Draco Malfoy is falling apart, and the few friends he has left are worried. Hermione Granger isn’t doing so great either, but she’s giving a much more convincing performance of it.
They’re both getting into porn, just…
In two very different ways.***
Or: in which I argue that Draco Malfoy would very much like to be financially dominated by Hermione Granger, your honor.