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    Optimus was working, that's what he called it every time Elita-1 and Sentinel tried to get him to join their crusade around town visiting every bar in Iacon before the sun rose. He had been admitted to Autobot academy mostly on scholarships, but like all good things, nothing lasts forever. Something, something about his application never being received for the semester and missing out on basically 6 months of funding that could have kept him afloat.

    Optimus needed to get 38,000 shanix within a week— a simple passing comment from Elita-1 who was making drunk jokes later… Optimus soon found himself creating an account on OnlyBots and setting up a live stream.

    Optimus fucks himself on camera and somehow ends up attracting the Decepticon warlord to his stream.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Ratchet can hear the noise long before he reaches the door into the containment cells. Harsh, glyph-less vocalisations cut intermittently by what can only be described as screaming.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Prowl has never been part of a family. At least anyone he's ever tried to accept has hurt him, or he's hurt them. At this point he's sure he can't be anything more than his tac-net.

    The Constructicons are going to prove him wrong.

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    25 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 97

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    Fed up with the constant run-around for construction material, Scrapper hires a bot to do that for them. A very pretty bot with a grabbable waist and a chassis for days who can bully any stubborn distributor or supplier with a very long and pointed comm call and can stare any of the Constructicons down with nary a twitch of his fancy little doorwings.

    Not that Long Haul is looking or anything. Well, okay, they're all looking, really, but looking is all they will do, because this bot won't stay for long. Surely he had better things to do than climb up in his lap and preen rocks out from his neck cables.

    Haha... unless...?

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    23 Jun 2026

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    And so there Breakdown found himself, with an injured barbarian in his arms who turned those dazzling crimson optics towards him, and for a split second Breakdown felt as if it were his knees that were injured because boy did they feel weak.

    Barbarian AU where the citymech unwittingly does the kidnapping.

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    22 Jun 2026