18 Bookmarks by Polypancake
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DisPOsable
That's what the tag, numbered #666, in his left ear meant to anyone who saw it.DiPO demons are a dime a dozen; they are considered to be the worst of the sinners found all throughout Hell, and they are commonly used and/or abused by other demons until their existence no longer serves a purpose. Disposables are known to be mindless, senseless creatures; wicked souls that only know a lust for flesh, for blood, and sometimes...both.
But, when he is found - bearing a tag and a tattoo numbered #666 - and Lucifer discovers he not only speaks, but also possesses the ability to read and to write...everything that is known about the Disposables and their role in Hell quickly comes into question.
Status: IN PROGRESS
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22 Nov 2024
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Talk So Pretty (But Your Heart Got Teeth) by hordeofangrybees for hunnipear
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Mar 2026
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Alastor's injured.
Lucifer's broken.
And Charlie is the only thing keeping them civil... until she's not.---
“Now, now,” Alastor admonishes. “As fun as this little dance is, you haven’t answered my question!”
“You have no right—”
“And you do?” A laugh track rips through the air, and he leans forward. “You’re a pathetic little man, well beyond his time, riding his daughter's coattails.”
Lucifer can feel his claws digging into his palms as a stuttered growl rips from his throat, but Alastor continues.
“You couldn’t even be bothered to stand beside Charlie in the war you caused until it served you to do so.”
He advances on Lucifer. Antlers snapping and elongating. Everything around them reeks of iron and rot. It rolls off of Alastor as power ripples through him.
“Quite the PR move, I must say. It's done wonders for your public image, showing up just in time to save the day. But I’ve been here from the beginning!” Alastor spits. “I listened to her dreams. I defended this hotel. And I stood between Charlie and that disgusting excuse of a man well before you decided to show up. I may have underestimated that ingrate, but at least I was here. What's your excuse?”
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- Part 2 of Torn Apart, Excruciatingly
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20 Nov 2024
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Alastor’s mother is dead. With his life in shambles and a career in radio out of reach, he finds himself desperate enough to strike a deal with the devil: the keys to his future, in exchange for his soul.
Years later, when the father who never acknowledged him dies, Alastor introduces himself to the legitimate family—the charming stranger, bringing ruin with a smile. And every step of the way, Lucifer is there with an open hand, offering things Alastor never knew he wanted.
But choices have consequences, and some choices change everything.
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- English
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- 75,426
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- 20/20
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20 Nov 2024
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With his meticulously crafted voodoo doll, Alastor gains the power to manipulate Lucifer's body. And manipulate he does.
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- Part 1 of Alastor's Voodoo Magic
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Fuck this shit.
Lucifer exhales, strained and quiet, shifting uncomfortably on the plush couch cushions. He’s long since abandoned his drink, the half full glass standing harrowingly next to Alastor’s significantly less empty one. Normally they’d be on their second glass by now, fighting to see who can handle the contents better, hurling insults that slowly lose their bite somewhere along the way. Today is different.
Lucifer is hard.
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Or, Angel is a dickhead. Which might be the kick in the balls the King of Hell and the Radio Demon need to let off some steam and finally fuck like animals.
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- English
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- 10,069
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- 1/1
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24 Jun 2024
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“That wasn’t the only thing that caught Alastor’s eye. No, something much more interesting had become apparent - Lucifer had a pussy.”
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Alastor is looking for blackmail material in Lucifer’s room and instead finds him sleeping naked so he eats him out.
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- Part 3 of self-indulgent radioapple
- Part 1 of The Midnight Saga
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- English
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- 49,470
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- 20/20
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- 590
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13 Jun 2024
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Vox powers on, confused about what happened the night before, or why it feels like he's not in a bed right now---
Only for his screen to flicker to life, showing him his worst nightmare.
Or...is it?
Otherwise known as Vox gets the torture and humiliation he so desperately craves from Alastor, with help from the Beau no one expected him to end up with.
Strap the fuck in, because this one is a ride!
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- English
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Polypancake
01 Jun 2024
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There's a killer on the loose, one who dumps their victims bodies in the local swamp, one who choses his victims based on their inability to be identified.
There's a new patient at the local mental hospital, one who was transferred to the facility in the dead of night and refuses to give any details about himself.
He's under the expert care of one of the Hospital's most influential doctors, with the motives as to why he's so devoted to his patients just as shrouded in mystery...
Welcome to the first part of a Doctor/Patient Au with many twists I've been working on with the amazing Appleparty_sins!
If you're a Hannibal fan, I hope you'll enjoy the very obvious influences :)
Please see Author's notes for more detailed disclaimers that the tags don't quite justify! And gave a peek at Apple's first comic for the start of this and now **NEW for april 2024** Apple's Character references
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- Part 1 of The lunatics have taken over the asylum
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- 3/3
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01 Jun 2024
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RP duel with @xxinart on Twitter!! I'm Alastor this time, and they're Daddy Lucifer >:3
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Seven years after Lucifer's wife leaves him, the king realizes that he needs a maid.
What he does not expect to get is a tall, gorgeous sinner, who has a penchant for wearing his uniform on the shorter side...
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25 May 2024
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Something is wrong with Alastor, and Lucifer is gonna find out what.
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Alastor is in heat, Lucifer stumbles into it.
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20 May 2024
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Lucifer has two problems:
1. The celestial energy that keeps him alive is slowly draining away and without a way to staunch the flow it won’t be long until he dies
2. Charlie wants him to do trust exercises with that grimacing radio freak AlastorOne of these things is much worse than the other
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- English
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- 14/14
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17 May 2024
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Shortly after the battle against Adam, Lucifer discovers the deal Charlie made with Alastor. He confronts Alastor, but Alastor refuses to remove the deal. Instead, he offers to transfer Charlie's obligations to Lucifer instead. Unwilling to allow Charlie to be trapped in a deal with the Radio Demon, Lucifer agrees, taking on his daughters deal. The favor Alastor wants? Protection. Lucifer figures it will be simple enough, but as Alastor and the king navigate the constraints of the deal, the realm around them falls under threat and they learn that they might just have to work together beyond the ties that bind them. But what neither of them expects is for desire to draw them closer, a desire that carries with it the hope and freedom they've both been craving all along.
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- English
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- 191,853
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- 18/32
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- 1,361
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13 May 2024
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Alastor and Lucifer strike a dangerous deal that may bring the wrath of heaven down upon them. Oh, and all hail the Antichrist or whatever.
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11 May 2024
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Depression is a rogue sadist that, when left to fester, will mutilate in continuum. Happiness is a virtue only attainable in Lucifer’s dreams, but he doesn’t dream, anymore. He is golden. Indestructible and ductile, he is born from a meteorite and will never break. He is Au, aurum, a morning star in the shining dawn.
Alastor is a ruby, fused with iron. Opaque, timeless, and under pressure, he is truly a beautiful adornment that only blood money could ever hope to buy.
Overlords are dying all over Pentagram City. The king detests sinners, but when he learns of Zestial’s death, something calls him to action.
A murder mystery with a budding dark romance.
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- English
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- 133,628
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- 13/?
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Bookmarked by Polypancake
09 May 2024
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Eddie tries to convince himself that it is something they don't want or need. He fails.
Update: August 2021. So I went back and reread this and added about 1.5k more words worth of porn throughout the chapters. Mostly on Chapter 2 because the flow of it when reading was least satisfying to me. If you're someone who goes back to reread, you're in for a few surprises!
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You are what you eat. Only, nobody’s actually told Alastor that.
(Alastor accidentally eats a lust demon, and suffers the effects. His choices: fuck or die mad about it, I guess?)
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- Part 1 of Hunger Pains
- Language:
- English
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- 32,168
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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25 Apr 2024
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they'll forever be twined, now.
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01 Apr 2024