Plebsquatch



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    Hermione and Pansy’s eighth year at Hogwarts is coming to an uninspiring and rather dull end. After almost nine months of monotonous classes, stressful exams, and all of the other wonders of almost-adulthood, both are ready to get the fuck out of Hogwarts and not look back. The only consolation lies just beyond graduation-- Pansy has accepted a dream job offer, and the paperwork for Hermione’s London apartment has, at last, been finalized.

    But, of course, it can’t last. When two idiots in their Charms class get into a fight, Pansy and Hermione are at the wrong place during the wrong time, and because of it they’re plunged into a chaotic and seemingly never-ending situation that threatens to derail their lives as they know it.

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    Hermione was one of the people chosen to Polyjuice as Harry in order to bring him safely to the Burrow. However, the vial of potion she took was unknowingly slightly different from the others, causing her to wake up the following morning with a phallic surprise...

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Harry becomes the master of death.

    Well, now he has to live through the death of all his loved ones.

    And death won’t take his soul, for some reason.

    Even though Harry really wants to die!

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter was already having a terrible year, between Voldemort's return and Umbridge's torture. When one evening, during one of his usual punishments, the toad-like professor mistakenly administers Veritaserum to him (giving him more than it should be administered), Harry discovers that he can do nothing but tell the truth now. And the first person to experience this is, of course, his best friend, Hermione Granger. This changes completely Harry's life, for the better, mostly...

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Groundhog Day. Harry get stuck repeating the day of the Yule Ball over and over. Watch as he learns, grows, and goes a little insane, all while trying to have some fun. Harry/Multi. Characters aged up, Harry is 18.

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    01 Jun 2026