PipPipCornflake
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
It's the safehouse, but I'm weirdly dedicated to realism. I've chosen a random place in rural Scotland, and researched what trains they would have had to take on the 25th of September. Expect to encounter There Was Only One Bed: sleeper train edition, awkward first kisses, deep cleaning a murder cabin, and as much Basira content as I can fit in there.
-
Lift Your Open Hand (Strike up the band) by PipPipCornflake
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Jun 2024
Tags
Summary
Horrified to realise that the audience for his bestselling murder mysteries is 100% homophobic old men, Jon panics and goes on Strictly Come Dancing. As you do. As he dances towards that coverted mirrorball, he'll have to contend with his own self-image, an irritating(ly attractive) professional partner and getting cancelled on twitter for being homophobic. Wish him luck.
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Castiel doesn't jerk off.
When pressed, he will admit to having dabbled.
He found it to be a "painful experience"
He will not elaborate further.
But Dean is pretty sure he can solve whatever the problem is.
After all, what kind of friend would Dean be if he didn't help the guy out?
Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
15 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Yup this is the good shit. This author may have a god-given talent for writing sex scenes. Huzzah!
-
Should Have Known When We Began by Feargach, violethoure666
Fandom Supernatural (TV 2005)
27 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 19,078
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 24
Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
12 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Yeah I'll be back for this when I'm not feeling so small brain
-
Tags
Summary
Castiel was sick and tired of learning human things. He'd been in Jimmy Novak's vessel for years now without any issues, but since Jimmy's soul had moved on to Heaven he was having all sorts of problems. He now had his own human body, and all the quirks that came along with it. Perhaps the most frustrating thing was how a certain part of his anatomy now stood at attention almost every morning, and sometimes more often than that.
In a moment of weakness, Dean decides to teach him how to take care of this little issue... okay, maybe more than once.
They can totally make 'Friends with Benefits' work, right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,622
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 228
- Kudos:
- 1,381
- Bookmarks:
- 218
- Hits:
- 21,501
Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
06 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I've never seen supernatural do this is cannon to me
-
Tags
Summary
“Wait. Have you ever kissed anyone?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,835
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 71
- Kudos:
- 1,572
- Bookmarks:
- 160
- Hits:
- 10,156
Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
10 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I last read this six years ago. Yikes to the passage of time. It's still fantastic.
-
Tags
Summary
Having sex with Keith in order to secure an alliance with an alien species wasn't how Lance expected to lose his virginity, but it wasn't the worst way for it to go.
(Until afterwards, of course, when it all goes wrong and Keith won't speak to him. Not that Lance has any idea why. Or why it bothers him so much.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,793
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 242
- Kudos:
- 13,535
- Bookmarks:
- 1,800
- Hits:
- 173,858
Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
01 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This is so goddamn funny and sweet and like yeah okay that's exactly what I thought they'd fuck like so I enjoy it a lot