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"What are you all so excited about?" Penelope asks.
Philippa is nearly bouncing in her seat when she says, "Lord Whistledown!"
Penelope shakes her head. "I thought you read Lady Whistledown the other day?”
"No, you dimwit," Prudence says. "LORD Whistledown."
"Lord…what?" Penelope snatches the pamphlet out of Portia's hand - a gasp of surprise that Penelope barely hears coming from her mother - and begins to read what it right in front of her.LORD WHISTLEDOWN
A gentleman's pamphlet and attempt to woo
Published alarmingly and biweekly for the tonThe image in the center top is an outline of a man’s profile, top hat sitting jauntily on his head.
It must be a joke.-OR-
Colin has a plan to uncover Lady Whistledown’s identity. Penelope becomes intrigued by a mystery writer aiming to court her alter ego. In the process, both learn more than they bargained for about the identities they have shown the ton all along. Can the true versions of Colin and Penelope find their way to love together, or will they only make it so far as everything but?
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09 Jul 2026
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“What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly.
Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday.
At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?
Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?
No, that couldn’t be true.
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Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️
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09 Jul 2026
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Society, Scandal & Sunday Lunch by PenelopeR
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
05 Jul 2026
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In modern London, the Bridgertons are famous, beloved, chaotic, and watched by everyone from Queen Charlotte to the gossip columns. With Edmund Bridgerton very much alive and Violet determined to keep her family close, Sunday lunch at Bridgerton House becomes the usual mix of noise, love, teasing, secrets and scandal. Daphne Bridgerton is about to step properly into society, Simon Basset has returned to London, and somewhere in the background, Lady Whistledown is already taking notes.
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06 Jul 2026
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Speakeasy, Act Loudly by shadow_ballad
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 Jul 2026
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When Colin and Penelope find themselves in the same city, he plans a perfect night of dinner, conversation, and a visit to a secret speakeasy where he might finally confess his feelings. But one missed detail leads them somewhere far more sinful than he intended. Surrounded by desire, writhing bodies, and years of unspoken feelings, can two lifelong friends finally admit what they've both been hiding for too long?
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06 Jul 2026
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If you smell something burning it’s my heart by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
07 Jul 2026
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After becoming something of an international celebrity, Colin’s agency demands he hire a bodyguard for his next trip home.
Eloise reminds him their dear friend Penelope is actually a coordinator for a personal security firm and occasionally takes private clients.
Colin thinks it’ll be a laugh to hire her for the week. Until he’s faced with a Penelope who is independent, unexpectedly feisty, and entirely more interesting than he’s ever bothered to notice before.
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OR: The one where Pen has a black belt in Krav Maga and Colin discovers he’s kind of into a strong woman pushing him around.
Bookmarked by PhoebeBatCat
06 Jul 2026