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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Featuring: one fake boyfriend, one increasingly obvious real crush, one very confused Jeremy Knox, one Kevin Day questioning every life choice that lead him here, far too many cats and photos, one very much gay Andrew Minyard and an alarming amount of mutual pining.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    так тепло на душе

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Andrea shifted her entire weight, sliding sideways until she was perched on Nellie’s lap. Her hand found the nape of Nellie’s neck, fingers curling into her hair.

    The skirt rode up precariously, the hem hovering just an inch above the edge of Andrea’s underwear, leaving her almost exposed.

    “Can I put my hand on your thigh?”

    Andrea’s gaze locked onto hers, nodding. Nellie tentatively placed her palm against the side of Andrea’s thigh, feeling the warmth of her skin. But Andrea didn’t seem satisfied with the tentative touch. Her lips brushed against Nellie's ear as she murmured, “Higher.”

     

    Or: Nellie and Andrea having crazy lesbian sex.

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    19 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Nicky's bringing his fiancé, which means Luther is gonna make the day hell for him. Again.

    Not that Andrew cares. If Andrew cared, he'd bring someone even worse to take attention off his cousin. But he doesn't.

    He has, however, been looking for a reason to talk to his definitely-criminal neighbor...

    And really, what better opening line than to invite him to a family funeral?

     

    Or: Some guy died, and the Hemmicks are holding the memorial. Nicky's bringing Erik, and Andrew needs someone to distract a small army of conservative Christians from hurting his cousin even more than they already have. The neighbor he's never talked to before seems like a reasonable choice.

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    19 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    хихикаю как гиена

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    “It’s a sex towel.” 

    Individually, the words have meaning. Neil parses through them one at a time, trying to find where they fit together to create a larger whole. He glances down at Andrew’s fingers curled in his shirt, stretching the already thin fabric. Looking up means meeting Andrew’s eyes straight-on, making his stomach swoop at all the flecks of gold and green picked out among honey brown. 

    He shakes off his distraction and tries to make sense of what Andrew has said. 

    “You think this towel is sexy?”

    While folding laundry, Neil is reminded he has earned a life without struggle. If only Andrew would say so in a way he can understand.

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    19 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    It was as if they were a single runner. Same pace. Same cadence. Even their breathing matched.
    Andrew could never have such blind faith in anyone.
    How could he possibly ask Neil to have such trust in him?

     

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    AU where Neil is a blind runner, Andrew is assigned as his new guide runner.

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    18 Jul 2026