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    Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.

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    “So,” she says before the silence can stretch to something too awkward to salvage. “Normal human interaction warrants conversation.”

    Beside her, Malfoy snorts. “We’re hardly normal humans, Granger.”

     

    A friends-with-benefits story about the moments that come after the sex.

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    This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

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    Draco Malfoy is Hermione Granger's soulmate.

    Allegedly.

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    It's the last night at Hogwarts before Hermione, Draco, and the gang have to enter the real world. A party in the Hufflepuff common room is exactly what's needed to break down old rivalries.

    “You’re up, Hermione.”

    She inhaled, took a swig of her drink, and exhaled as she picked up the bottle. As she walked to the center of the circle, she wondered who she would most want the bottle to land on. And who she would most want the bottle NOT to land on. She scanned the circle. She wouldn’t mind a harmless makeout, maybe some innocent caressing. God knows she was past due. Before bending down to spin, her eyes met a pair of grey eyes.

    Anyone except Malfoy.

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    UPDATED: formerly a smutty little one-shot and now a love story in three parts.

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