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    A leaked photo leaves Ilya exposed, and the league wastes no time deciding what to do with him.

    Ilya is willing to lose everything if it means Shane gets to keep his career.

    Shane takes exactly one look at the world trying to shame the man he loves and decides that if Ilya's name is going to be in every headline, his will be too.

    The only thing more dangerous than outing Ilya is giving Shane a reason to fight.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Awesome one shot.
    Photo from ilyas phone gets leaked outing him.
    Shane holds a press conference and comes out too.

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    Ilya is a photographer with a reputation. Shane is the golden boy on every magazine cover, and he's taken. They keep running into each other at shoots and after-parties, and it turns into a hot-mess situationship that they both think it’s casual, until it wasn't.

    Told through flashbacks and songs that got tangled up in all of it, this is the story of two people finding their way back to each other, and back to themselves.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Amazing
    Wip read ch 1

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    Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
    His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
    Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    So much fun!
    Read WIP up to ch4
    Shane is bitchy petty and amazing
    Shane rates the dicks of guys who slid in to his DMs uninvited

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Funny, hilarious, well written, awesome!

    Shane writes hockey romance novels under the pen name Jane Dutch

    10/10

    Wip Read up to ch14

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    His shirt, his shirt was—

    “You can’t—“ Shane blurted, “you can’t—you’re not supposed to wear a see-through shirt to Wimbledon. There’s a dress code. There are rules. Like, actual rules that actual people follow.”

    The man turned, his eyes sweeping over Shane’s face, down his chest, to the hands clutching the gift bag in his lap.

    Shane’s skin prickled. God, it was so hot out here.

    “Is not see-through.”

    Not see-through? Who was this guy kidding, with his barely-there shirt, tight pants, wild curls, and deep voice?

    Maybe this guy didn’t own a mirror.

    “What do you mean it’s not see-through? It’s obviously transparent. A blind man would notice.”

    “Is not transparent. No blind men here to ask.”

    Shane’s mouth dropped open. He looked away, squaring his shoulders and sitting up straight. Just his luck to be seated next to a lunatic.

    ***

    Shane’s mom said it would be fun, to sit next to a Swedish princess.
    What Shane got instead was a Prince with a pinkie ring, a nipple piercing, and zero respect for the Wimbledon dress code.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Ilya is a prince
    They meet at Wimbledon.
    10/10 so far
    Fucking hilarious
    Read WIP to ch 3