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    I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.

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    27 Jul 2024

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  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Theirs was a story expressed in the little gifts they gave each other.

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    16 Feb 2023

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    He kept leaving her gifts. Not jewelry or chocolates or roses, but perps. Drug dealers and petty thieves and carjackers, rapists and stalkers and peeping toms, practically fucking gift-wrapped. It had to be him, because nobody else could make these guys so afraid that they’d walk themselves into her police station and confess just to save their own necks.

    Caroline just… didn’t know what to do with that.

     

    (AKA, Caroline is the sheriff in Mystic Falls. Klaus is possibly a serial killer, definitely some kind of mob boss, and kind of horribly, inconveniently hot.)

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    15 Feb 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Uchiha Itachi becomes Hokage—at age 7.

    Yes. You read that right.

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    06 Feb 2023

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    Sakura is starting a new life for herself to study medicine in the rainy country of Amegakure, and even has a job at a cute coffee shop. But when her favorite regular decided to play matchmaker and bring an old face around, Sakura and Itachi must learn to face their past in order to move forward.

    Or: Kisame loved many things in this world, among them being: caramel lattes, working, and watching the son he never had fall in love with his favorite waitress.

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    02 Feb 2023

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    Roy walks Riza home after a wedding, and she's wearing this dress, and he might as well come up for some tea, and it's getting late, and the roads are icy, and they both run out of excuses.

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    24 Dec 2022

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    Something has changed between them since the Promised Day.

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    24 Dec 2022

  8. Public Bookmark 72

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    Elinor made sure the hothouse flowers lasted, too.

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    18 Sep 2022

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    Darcy Lewis always knew she would get into trouble in her life. And it was all because of her soulmarks.

    Good thing her destined bff is a bamf ninja.

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    13 Sep 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 32

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    When Astoria died Draco never thought he'd find happiness again. It's a slow process, but he's getting there.

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    07 Sep 2022

  11. Public Bookmark 41

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    September 1st,” McGonagall read. “Malfoy attempted to drown a boat of first years as they sailed across the Great Lake. Didn’t bother to dry them off as they muddied the Entrance Hall before the Sorting Ceremony. Why is he gamekeeper?

    Ginny decided to hell with it and covered her face with her hands. She could hear Draco seething beside her.

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    07 Sep 2022

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    04 Sep 2022

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    When Special Agent Spencer Reid rescues S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Darcy Lewis from the clutches of a serial killer, things don’t quite go according to plan. The two get to know each other while spending the night holed up in a S.H.I.E.L.D. safe house.

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    04 Sep 2022

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    In a very different universe, Sakura finds herself in very similar circumstances. She becomes a Genin and gets two powerhouses for teammates and a Jounin teacher who overlooks her in favor of them. It made sense that he'd ignore her, since he was handpicked for them. She's ready to slip through the cracks where, if she's lucky, she'll be a paper ninja for the rest of her life.
    That destiny is put on hold when Kisame Hoshigaki is chosen to be the new teacher of team 14. He's always wanted to be a Jounin instructor and he's determined to take care of all three of his kids, not just the ones with important connections. He's always rooted for the underdog, after all.

    An AU where Sakura's family immigrated to Kiri instead of Konoha

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    16 Aug 2022

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    Independent one-shots where Darcy is paired with someone new every chapter! Because who doesn't love Darcy?

    French translation here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7834811/Tristana702

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    11 Aug 2022

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    Marinette held the the marker to her face, and Sabine watched on with fear.

    “Marinette, no!” But she was too late. Marinette had drawn a full, curling mustache on her lovely face.

    She giggled, pigtails bouncing. “Mama, I look like Papa now!”

    “Mama?” Marinette tugged gently on a lock of Sabine’s hair.

    “Yes, cherie?”

    “Why does he have Papa’s mustache too?” Marinette pointed at Adrien whose face was pressed against the glass protecting the pastries, green eyes wide.

    Sabine had to do a double take but sure enough, Adrien was sporting a marker-drawn mustache identical to her own daughter’s.

    “Well, Madame,” Adrien’s mother laughed. “Seems like our children are meant for each other.”

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    09 Aug 2022

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    So there's a fanfic trope in Avengers fandom where you ship Darcy with everyone, the unlikelier the better. Soulmate AU, the first words you say to each other are written on your skin somewhere. This is fandom-Darcy, not necessarily canon-Darcy.

    In which Darcy Lewis threatens to tase Bruce Wayne over a shrimp platter, and they are both surprised by the results.

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    06 Aug 2022

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Where Darcy gets a day job.

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    05 Aug 2022

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    So, it turns out Clint Barton is an elf, and Darcy is never going to let him live it down.

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    05 Aug 2022

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    So apparently fate's against them. Well, screw fate

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    04 Aug 2022

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