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    When Penelope loses her job, Colin invites her to go with him to his next destination. Penelope isn't good at spontaneity, but she can't say no to Colin and finds herself swept up on the trip of a lifetime.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    People talk a lot about the physical and emotional impact on women during “that time of the month.” For Penelope Featherington, though, there’s an entirely separate portion of the month that hits her the hardest, and the symptoms she experiences are distinct from that other time. It’s a different sort of ache that settles low in her belly, a different form of discomfort driving her to cocoon herself in bed, and a different type of tenderness that envelopes her body and her mind. As time goes by, it’s only getting harder and harder to deal with on her own. If only she knew someone kind and handsome and trustworthy to help her through it…

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    Or, Penelope experiences extreme horniness when she’s ovulating every month and Colin offers to sleep with her “as a friend.”

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    13 Jul 2025

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    There was a contract. A contract written by Edmund Bridgerton and signed by both him and Archibald Featherington.

    ‘If Colin Bridgerton does not find a wife by the age of two and twenty, he is to marry Penelope Featherington or forfeit his trust funds.’

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    15 Jun 2025

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    Colin and Penelope had finally began to restore their friendship, becoming closer than ever. But then he suddenly discovers she is Lady Whistledown, the famous gossip writer at their university.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    She made a little humming noise. “I am afraid, Sir Knight, that this is one danger you cannot wave your sword at. There is no escaping my marriage.”

    “Oh. That. Marriage is no danger.”

    She gave him a look of such sharpness that he felt himself wither. “You are a man. You do not have the first idea of the dangers marriage entails for women.” Her chin trembled though she held it aloft. “And you are a Knight Protector — you are not permitted to marry until after I am wed.”

    He opened his mouth to retort — but closed it quickly. She was, he supposed, right. In fact he could not imagine someone less suited to offer counsel on the subject than himself.

    “What is it that you fear?” he asked.

    She took a deep breath. “Cruelty. Neglect. Loneliness. A life spent in solitude and uselessness, my mind slowly disintegrating through lack of exertion. There is so much world out here, Colin, and I shall only ever see one tiny patch of it. I fear dying after a life only half-lived. I have dreams and ambitions and they shall never, ever be realised. So while I am able, I mean to live.”

     

    OR: the Adventures of Princess Penelope and Sir Colin, her Knight Protector!

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    19 May 2025