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    “I was going to take you up to the observation dome, but I guess there isn’t any point in keeping you waiting.” Lister agreed. “It’s been wearin’ a hole in me pocket anyway.”

    “Lister? What are you doing?” Rimmer stammered, turning deep red in contrast to his shiny blue holo-uniform.

    Ignoring him, Lister pulled the box from his trouser pocket and held it up. “It's a holo-ring.” He explained, opening the box and showing it to Rimmer. “It’s made for holograms.”

    The ring shone and flickered as Lister held it out towards Rimmer.

    “Marry me, Rimmer.” He said simply.

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    Sweet valentine drabbles about Larry and Cliff.

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    “You’re up early.”

    In the half light, he can hear more than see Rimmer startle, the slight creak of his seat and the shuffling of his feet against the floor. He turns slightly, the light catching the silver streaks in his hair, and looks over his shoulder at Lister, hanging back in the doorway of their bunkroom.

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    After thirty-five years, Lister decides it's time to come clean.

    Written for Rimster Week 2026, Prompt: Dave-era/Confessions.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Rimster Week 2026: Day 2 ~ Aceiverse/Argument

    Rimmer’s face hardened. “Lister, you’re being childish.”

    “Me?” Lister scoffed. “I’m not the one who starts crying the second things get a bit out of order!”

    “That is beside the point!”

    “No, the point,” Lister snapped, turning on him fully now, “is that I’m sick of you! Sick of your whining, your bossing everyone around, your stupid smegging little comments all the time about anything I do-”

    “As if I’m not sick of living with a degenerate who thinks it’s okay to just leave crumbs all over the floor and put his bare feet up on tables? You think this is any easier for me?” Rimmer threw his hands in the air. “You think that living with you is the pride and joy of my existence? You think I’m happy here?!”

    “Then maybe you should’ve stayed dead!”

    Rimmer and Lister are arguing. Lister accidentally goes too far and Rimmer retaliates by shutting himself off. Lister learns that his life isn't quite complete without Rimmer there.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    It's been twenty-one days, three hours and thirty-six minutes since Rimmer became the owner of a pair of matching engagement rings. Since then he's been biding his time waiting for the perfect moment to ask Lister the question he so desperately wants to ask.

    The path to that perfect moment, as it transpires, is anything but easy.

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    21 May 2026

  4. Rec 7

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    His bunkroom on board Red Dwarf is vastly smaller than any sleeping quarters he’s lived in up until now.

    It's compact, lacking space in a way that most people would find inconvenient, and coloured in a dull shade of ocean grey that makes the whole room appear somehow even more cramped than it actually is.

    It's drab, clinical, positively depressing and, as far as Arnold Judas Rimmer is concerned, absolutely perfect.

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    A look at Rimmer through the places he's called "home" over the years, and what exactly calling somewhere "home" means to him.

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    12 May 2026

  5. Rec 9

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    Dave Lister has always had a massive fear of tight spaces.

    One day when Rimmer and Lister need to access a maintenance shaft, the door closes and locks them inside.

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    26 Mar 2026