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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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15 Jun 2026
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31 May 2025
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something something mitski and gureshin by fikcitupret
Fandom 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End
18 Dec 2021
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07 Feb 2025
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(You Are) My Hope by NotShortImFunsized
Fandoms: 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End
27 Mar 2017
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While Hiiragi Shinya remembers everything, Ichinose Guren remembers nothing; but he can't shake the feeling that something isn't right. There's something about Hiiragi Shinya that terrifies him and comforts him at the same time, and in every life, he copes a little bit differently. But in every life, it never fails: he falls in love over and over again with Shinya.
OR the companion fic to When You'll Return To Me, told from Guren's point of view.
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- Part 2 of Home and Hope
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07 Feb 2025
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decisions by beepbeepheckle
Fandoms: 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End (Anime & Manga)
19 Oct 2024
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The lights flicker inaudibly overhead as Guren’s ultimatum settles uncomfortably on the Shinoa Squad.
Save the world, or save Mikaela.
And in the end, is it even really a choice to Yuu?
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06 Feb 2025
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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06 Oct 2024
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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11 Aug 2024
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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10 Apr 2024
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Performance Appraisal by kuumpiim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2020
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Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!
Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.
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09 Apr 2024
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Icing the Cherry by minhyukwithagun (deadlylampshades)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2020
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Shang Qinghua had willed every ounce of courage in his tragically short body and placed his quivering hands on top of Mobei Jun’s fur-lined gloves. He’d given up on fluttering his eyelashes after the last time and just tried to smile as broad as he could, lowering his voice to a sultry whisper: “My King, if there’s any way I can serve you, I will. And I mean mind and body, I’ll do anything you ask of me, anything.”
“That’s nice,” Mobei Jun had said, a bemused expression crossing his face, “You can mop the floor in here.”
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08 Apr 2024
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The Bright, Clear Line and Five Red Leaves by fencesit for tuesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2020
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Mobei-jun's father had once entreated him to be lenient with his uncle, Linguang-jun, and to indulge him his petty plots and troublesome behavior because Mobei-jun's father had stolen Linguang-jun's wife in order to produce an heir. Shang Qinghua had written that into Proud Immortal Demon Way, just a few short lines to explain why such a terrible uncle had been permitted to live for this long. Nothing difficult to understand, nothing he had thought about too hard.
Shang Qinghua regrets it now. He regrets writing Linguang-jun at all, and has from that first day he met Mobei-jun's uncle, but what he regrets specifically right now is that line about being lenient.
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08 Apr 2024
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a tunnel at the end of all of these lights by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2021
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“I just feel a pain in my chest, all the time. Sometimes it spreads and worsens, but it lightens afterwards.”
It was actually spreading at that moment. He might have moved away from Shang Qinghua to avoid his glare if it hadn’t been for the way his legs felt like they were filled with molten lead.
“All the time?” Shang Qinghua asked, voice weakening. His hand flexed in the fabric of Mobei Jun’s cloak. “It hurts all the time?”
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Mobei Jun withers away. Shang Qinghua desperately tries to fix it.
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08 Apr 2024
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Love's Work by half_sleeping
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Mar 2019
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There is no democracy in any love relation, only mercy. - Gillian Rose, Love's Work.
tl;dr: idiots, in love
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- Part 1 of stupid sexy cultivators
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08 Apr 2024
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Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2021
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Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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08 Apr 2024
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08 Apr 2024
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The An Ding Peak Lord's Holy Cheat Sheet by JerichoJaspersJeromeJr for table_matters
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2020
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There's a dozen basic things that Shang Qinghua should know but somehow doesn't.
There's a hundred mysterious secrets that Shang Qinghua knows even when he shouldn't.
There's a thousand profound mysteries that Shang Qinghua knows even when no mortal should.
Mobei-jun has noted it all.
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08 Apr 2024
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god only knows by tarkus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2021
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The sword stops midair, and Shang Qinghua turns his head to look at Mobei-Jun. Seconds pass without a word being said, and they are so close, it would be so easy for Mobei-Jun to bend down and—
“I just… I think whoever created this, really, really loved you,” Shang Qinghua says, fast and with a blush tinting his face.
Or, the one where Mobei-Jun tries to confess, but Shang Qinghua beats him to it, confessing about another thing entirely.
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08 Apr 2024
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Love Language by Prudabaga for moon_jelly
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Dec 2020
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Mobei-Jun learns Shang Qinghua's love language.
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07 Apr 2024
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By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
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- 5/5
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- 5
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- 764
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07 Apr 2024
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Creation by Neery for procrastinator9433
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2021
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"I accidentally created a whole real person to be my sexual plaything! And now I'm about to baby-trap him! In a trap that I also created! I'm pretty sure this isn't okay!"
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07 Apr 2024