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    This is a series that alternates between Centaurs team being insane on the internet, Harris putting them in media training, and it immediately failing as soon as they leave the room.

    Basically, it's just the Cens being absolute menaces!

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    12 Apr 2026

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    In its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

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    09 Apr 2026

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    One day, Shane will learn not to take the “you are scared.” bait from Ilya. 

    Today is not that day. 

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    From Jane: I’m just saying it doesn’t sound real. Sounds like exaggerated porn stuff. 

    From Lily: You don’t think I could make you cum with remote control vibrator in your ass.

    From Jane: Wearing one of those in public wouldn’t be a turn on, it would be too stressful. Can’t relax enough to get off if you’re worried about someone noticing or figuring it out or whatever. 

    From Lily: Only one way to find out.

    From Jane: What, you’re gonna buy one of those things and have me wear it in public and try to make me cum? 

    From Lily: Is okay. You are scared to try.

    From Jane: I’m not scared!

    From Lily: Prove it.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Ilya wasn’t a quitter, but even he eventually had to admit defeat. If he kept this up, he’d probably end up with rug burn—hand burn?—on his dick.

    He groaned and let his arm thunk down on the mattress at his side. What the fuck was wrong with him?

    Maybe it was just a fluke. Yes, maybe his body knew there were much better places to come than in his own fist. Namely, in or on his husband.

    or: Ilya’s sex life meets its fiercest opponent yet: antidepressants.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.

    “What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.

    “Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”

    “So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”

     

    (Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)

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    16 Feb 2026