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    From a sub-clan of my clan, their stories, as told by themselves.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    New Thought: Pig in a dress
    You are a man's man. So much so, that you're been having sex with another man. Very masculine. But lately, you're gotten the sense that masculine isn't all you want to be. You have a vast soul, perhaps you're meant to be something else. Something more? A different kind of animal.

    AKA: Harry talks to a dress, admires his partner, and has an identity crisis. Not in that order.

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Five times Harry and Kim listen to music, and one time they don’t.

    KIM KITSURAGI: “What does La Revacholiere know about dancing?”

    FUNK FM: A brief crackle of static on the radio, then the brief millisecond of pure silence that indicates Pale cross-chatter. Then, the antiquated accent of a century ago. “I simply *must* do it, I’m crazy for it.”

    YOU: “She boogies, Kim.”

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    EMPATHY: He’s stiff as a board. He does not move to hug you back, only to flick his cigarette butt into the snow.

    YOU: “What happened?” You whisper into his ear. “Are you alright?”

    KIM KITSURAGI: “Christ, Harry, we’re on the clock.” He says as he pulls away harshly. He does not turn his head toward you. “I’m fine.”

    VOLITION: You try not to be hurt by the bitter bite in his words. You crane your head to look directly at him, but he will not have it, turning his back towards you.

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    It's hard when you want two mutually exclusive things. That's the dilemma Big Mac faces, because becoming Orchard Blossom would mean giving up being Big Macintosh. Still, he can't help but wish he could somehow have both.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “Grace lie,” Rocky says impatiently. “Stop wasting time. Tell what is wrong, now.”

    Well, I’m not doing that. Even if I wanted to, I don’t know how I'd even begin explaining to Rocky that the only thing wrong with me is the fact that I want him to pin me down with his voice, shake out half a dozen orgasms, and then knock me out for good measure.

    So we're going with plan B: time to fool the walking lie detector.

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    04 Jun 2026