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The first thing he noticed was that John, in the corner in front of his dresser and mirror was hunched in an odd way. He had too many angles and seemed to be spilling out of his sweater. It couldn’t be comfortable, the way John held his head, so that not even a hint of it could be seen. There was a soft hissing that filled the room, it seems to come from John’s direction but that made no sense, he didn’t have any alarms or text tones that sounded anything like it, Sherlock had memorized them all.
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- Part 1 of Conspiracy Theories and Cryptids
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The Decoy Groom by OldestSnake
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Decoy Bride (2011)
16 Aug 2017
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After being dumped by his bastard of a fiance, Sherlock returns to his home, a small Scottish island by the name of Hegg, to go "man vegan." Unfortunately Sherlock's plan is ruined when "celebrity" James Sholto and his fiance, the novelist, John Watson arrive on the island and Sherlock is forced to act as a body double during the ceremony in order to catch the men who are threatening Sholto's life.
A Decoy Bride AU.
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First came the thistle, pots and pots of it around his door and windows, to remind him to stay strong. Then coltsfoot and ivy on his tables, counters and even the few chairs that Mycroft had somehow snuck in before Sherlock moved in. Finally, he filled his bedroom with daisies, lavender, marjoram, marigolds, and more to fill his infrequent dreams with hope, strength and to remind him of the simplicity of the days he spent on the creekside during his youth.
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This is just going to be weird aus I think of that have to do with conspiracy theories
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don't you save the flowers for the grave by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
19 Jun 2026
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“If he’s not killing people or causing any trouble…what’s the problem?”
Maki pins him with a flat look. “Gojou Satoru has risen as a vengeful spirit.”
“I know, but…”
She sighs, rolling her shoulders irritably. “Doesn’t really matter to me. Not much has changed anyway. That guy was barely human to start with.”
“That’s not—”
“Neither am I,” she cuts in brutally. “Neither are you. It’s not an insult, just fact. But everyone else is antsy, especially the older folks. I guess I get it. You can feel it too—like there’s a nuke out there ’bout to drop on us all.”
Yuuta winces. But he can’t disagree.
The volume of Gojou’s cursed energy has increased, outstripping Yuuta’s own to nearly match what Sukuna was putting out earlier. That alone wouldn’t have been so bad. But the way it feels…
Like space expanding, endless and inevitable—the eater of worlds, there in their backyard.
“And Itadori-kun has been there with him this whole time?” he asks.
“Couldn’t pry him away if you tried.”
Satoru does not go gentle into that good night. Yuuji’s just happy to have his teacher back.
Everyone else is rather concerned.
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19 Jun 2026
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The first time they hooked up, Rozanov had kissed him before Shane got on his knees. They kissed when Scott Hunter was in the room next-door. And they kissed slowly and sweetly, on his apartment stairway, after Rozanov had taken his world apart and put him back together again. Hell, even in that bathroom, where he felt as if the Russian was trampling on his bared soul, Rozanov had kissed him.
So why was it different this time? What did he do wrong?
Shane aches with how much he wants—needs the other man. There is a hollow numbness in his chest every time he thinks about those golden curls and ocean eyes, and he hates himself for wishing he could have more.
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Wanting Hollander is dangerous, because Ilya is wanting more than he’s allowed to have. But Ilya keeps wanting more and more, because he is vain, selfish, undisciplined. He wants to have Hollander in his arms, sweet, warm, and gorgeous.
And he will always regret it later, in the quiet moments that come in the aftermath, in the small and lingering ache that follows him once they are apart.
Or: Shane spirals and avoids Ilya post-Vegas. Ilya chases after him, and they talk.
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- Part 1 of Woe like velvet, tears like jewels
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17 Jun 2026
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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17 Jun 2026
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backdoor by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Feb 2026
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“What are we talking about?” J.J. asks, and this could really go one of two ways. Either Holly shuts the conversation down pronto because it’s not respectful and he’s a hardass, or J.J. will actually be able to answer Willy’s question.
“Um, just, my girlfriend wants to try anal?” Willy says nervously. “And I was wondering if anyone had advice.”
or: Shane gives impromptu sex education.
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- Part 1 of odd man rush
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17 Jun 2026
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crystal, come right in by weeb_grass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Feb 2026
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“You're being cruel, Ilya. Please just— stop.”
Pain blooms across Ilya's expression, a brief lapse in form. He's quick to recover, furrowing his brow and pursing his lips, like Shane’s made more than a simple request, like he's got Rose Landry here in his lap, parading her around like Ilya has with all his women since rookie year. Like he has any right to that pain.
“Oh, so this is what it takes to make you say my name without freaking out.”
Or: Shane does not go home with Rose after the club.
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11 Jun 2026