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    After Ilya's first season with the centaurs, Shane and Ilya want to spend as much time together as possible. Which leads to increasingly ridiculous conversations, one magically transformed boyfriend, and Ilya proving that there has never been a version of Shane he could not love.

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    “You know what, old man? Let’s call it what the fuck it is,” Shane said, growing louder. “Because when I signed with this team, ya know, when you were six years into your sad career already, you guys never had even dreamed of a fucking cup. You’re welcome, by the way, I got you four.”

    “Wow, real humble Hollzy,” Stedlund scoffed.

    “You’re gonna tell me I’m wrong?” Shane asked, indignantly. “That’s fine. You all better really enjoy your days with the cup because you’ll never fucking touch it again. I don’t really think I can say the same.”
     

    OR: five times the Metros test Shane’s patience and the one time they see it run out

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    It’s dark, and Ilya’s not quite sure where he is.

    His entire body is numb. His shoes are soaking wet from trudging lazily through the snow. His nose is running, and his lips are chapped.

    Selfishly, he wishes Shane would fuss over him now. Pull him close, whisper “I forgive you” even though he shouldn’t, because Ilya would never change, because something inside him- in his family line, in his soul- was broken.

    Ilya wondered how long ago it had clicked- when Shane had realized that Ilya wormed his way into this country and tricked the Hollanders into caring for him, then returned the favor by botching their language and leaving a trail of mess in his wake. He still can't help but wonder if that will be part of his punishment- being doomed to miss him in death, too.

     

    or: Ilya’s mostly been able to cope with the fact that he’ll never be able to articulate himself fully in this country- but he’s also never been good at talking about feelings in the first place.

    "I'm tired" is the best he's got. It definitely doesn't capture what's going on in his head, and Shane can't read minds.

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    Ottawa Cens my beloved boys…

    Various chatfics that are loosely (or not at all) tied together in my heated rivalry/game changers universe!

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Dr. Lisa Hayes KNOWS her husband is a hot piece of ass, in addition to being the most thoughtful, sweet, funny, dorky man she's ever met, and she's tired of pretending otherwise.

    And if it's one thing Harris Drover does well, it's be subtly petty on main for his faves.

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