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    Rita sighs.

    "How exactly do two otherwise competent and responsible adults end up with a marriage, an apartment, and two children without ever actually talking about their feelings?"

    Rafael leans forward until his forehead rests against the coffee table.

    "I think it was supposed to be a joke."

    She sighs again. "This is the most inconvenient marriage of convenience in the history of the institution."

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    17 Jul 2024

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    Fred wasn't supposed to die. He was too young, too vibrant, too full of hope for the future. Hermione has the chance to right the wrong, never once considering how dire the consequences could be for her selfless act. Fred may never forgive her for taking matters into her own hands.

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    17 Mar 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    Late addition to the WWW - Soulmates challenge, lol. But uh, here it is.

    "If you throw something when the moon is full, it will land on your soulmate. Character A is minding their own business when a heavy book hits them out of nowhere."

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    03 Mar 2022

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    Hermione was likely right - she had a rather annoying habit of being so. A simple Aging Potion would probably not be able to get them past whatever protections Dumbledore planned to set up around whoever the impartial judge was who would be selecting the Champions.

    The problem with the Aging Potion, Fred reasoned, was that the effects were temporary. And, since it was simple enough to come by or brew, Dumbledore would make sure to protect against it. But if he and George could either find a way to adjust the original potion to make the effects permanent or create something of their own...Well, that idea was crazy enough that it just might work.

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    01 Mar 2022

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    But why does he have death, Daniel asks, if he turns everything around him alive? He sounds puzzled and Henley almost laughs at the look on his face.
    Not everything, she says, just you.
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    available in chinese

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    27 Nov 2021