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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    "Morning, team," Robert greeted and the line immediately went silent; the devil they had been speaking of had appeared. "Galen's birthday is tomorrow, so be sure to sign the card in Blazer's office before the end of the day. Yes, that photo is real and that's all that's gonna be said about it."

    Unearthed from who knows where circa 1994, it was of Robbie Robertson, suited up and with his child in his arms - rosy cheeks, pigtails, a dress made from a Mecha Man print and sucking his thumb, for God’s sake; there probably wasn’t a more embarrassing picture of Robert out there.

    Before anyone had the chance to speak, he then took an obnoxiously slow, loud sip of his coffee, which earned several displeased groans at the offensive noise in the team's ears. "There are bagels and a fresh pot of coffee in the break room, it's almost the weekend, and if I catch any of you even fucking thinking about it, you’re spending the rest of the day in mandatory discrimination training. Unpaid. Capiche?"

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  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Bottom Robert Week: day one: Overstimulation.

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    05 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Birdperson is struggling with being a father. Rick remembers not fucking up the raising his daughter part enough to help. And that's all that happens in this fic. Honest.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Grace tries copying the tones.

    Rocky hums. “Close. Skip first note.”

    “Why? You always include that.”

    “This means… of Rocky, possessive. Of the speaker.”

    “My.”

    “Correct. But only for names.”

    “So you’re calling me…?”

    Rocky repeats the word: “My Grace. Yes.”

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    31 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Rick invents a “horniness meter” as a joke. Birdperson breaks it. Rick pretends he’s not impressed.

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