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    The first time it happens, Bruce doesn’t do a great job at hiding his surprise. It was only a couple weeks after Tim’s adoption was officially finalized - hyphenated name and all. Bruce still smiles to himself at the memory of reading ‘Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne’ on those papers, trying not to choke up at his third son being the first to take the Wayne name. Of course that was never an expectation, but still, it meant something that Tim chose to take it.

    With that considered, perhaps Bruce shouldn’t have been quite so shocked by the teen calling him ‘Dad’, but he is. And he’s even more startled to hear it declared loudly as Tim abruptly sprints towards him down the hall at full speed.

    “Dad Test!”

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    Tim starts a trend in the family of jumping at Bruce at random, increasingly difficult times shouting: 'Dad Test!' to see if he'll catch them. This leads to many shenanigans & then crash lands into angst because of course it does.

    Inspired by a tumblr post by user incogneat-oh

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Juan Pérez decides to take up a hobby after Dr. Elliot suggests it. After searching for a hobby, he settles on poetry. He starts reading some, but he realizes that he doesn't recognize a word in one of the poems, "love."

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    30 Jun 2026

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    After a mission, the Justice League talk about celebrities and end up slut shaming Bruce Wayne, not knowing Batman is Bruce, and is sitting five feet away from them.

    Bruce begins to self-destruct.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Rewinding the tape, going back to fix mistakes. It feels easy when you're the Pupil of the Eye and the Harbinger of the Apocalypse, but the Archive is going to find out soon that a human mind and a human body, even his own, cannot host him without consequences.

    So, some changes have to be done, first.

    Jonathan Sims, newly appointed Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute, is about to have a very bad time.

    Illustrated by sevvaddle and DCArtCorner.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    When Harry can't deal with the overbearing press and public expectations after the end of the war anymore, he escapes to the quaint little town of Forks, Washington, where he intends to do... well, anything, really. He expects to run into trouble. What Harry doesn't expect is a vampire coven, their pet human, and everything that follows.

     

    Set post Battle of Hogwarts, during Eclipse. Updates twice a month.

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    26 Jun 2026