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    Tim looks like he's about to go off on a rant before waving a dismissive hand and stopping himself. "Essentially, he used to fuck me good enough to put me to sleep, is all."

    Kon's eyes widen and he blinks. Of all the things Tim could've said, he hadn't expected that. And yet... A small smirk tugs at the corner of his lips, "Well, why don't I see if I can help you with that, eh?"

    Tim's eyes widen in surprise, "You serious?"

     

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    Kon finds out that if fucking Tim into exhaustion is all it takes to get him to sleep, then he should do it more often.

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    Batman and his ilk were notoriously, fastidiously, pathologically private people.
    It was a well known fact, practically a law of the universe.
    Which was why Conner was having an incredibly difficult time with the request being made of him.
    "Sorry, you want me to what?" Conner's disbelief was potent enough to overrule his well-learned fear of Batman almost entirely.
    "Red Robin is in a compromised state." Batman's tone was as stony as ever, his form looming and intimidating as he spoke to Conner. "He has . . . made it clear to me that you are his . . . preferred avenue of rectifying the situation."

    Or; Red Robin gets dosed with sex pollen and asks Batman to ask Conner to help him out ;)

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    Bruce grunts, standing up. “Jenkins said the same. What about what you weren’t told?”

    And without dissembling, Jason says, “I think they fucked that kid up, B.”

    [Jack and Janet die. As things get weirder and weirder, it feels like Tim might be at the center of the unfolding conspiracy.]

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    Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart 

    Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that. 

    Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you. 

    Dick: I-

    Dick: Try again

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    Tim is having boy troubles.

    Tim goes to his brothers for help.

    Tim...did not think that plan of action through.

    (In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Jon can barely see the delivery man behind the massive bouquet spilling out of his arms. He doesn’t know much about flowers, but he can tell this arrangement is beautiful. And expensive. Red and black wild flowers sprout up between thorny roses, held together by a dark ribbon.

    “I think you have the wrong house,” Jon says.

    The delivery man turns and checks the number on their mailbox. “Nope. This is it.”

    Jon is just wondering whether he has to contact the Justice League about this would-be stalker when Kon thunders down the stairs. “They’re for me!”

     

    (Or: The Kents and Waynes find out that Tim’s love language is gift giving.

    Kon isn’t a sugar baby. Really, he isn’t. He isn’t.)

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