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Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I by bad_emissary
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Jun 2025
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There were a great many odd things about the interview Alfred gave at Wayne Manor.
Perhaps the oddest was that the interview had begun while sharing a cell with Thomas Wayne, the lord of the house, and the heir to one of Gotham’s richest and oldest families.
He carried himself in a way that suggested that to anyone, whether they knew of the family’s renown or didn’t. And that was the only reason that Alfred, sulking in the corner of a disgusting holding cell in a corrupt station, bothered to listen to the man’s job offer.
“I’ve never been a butler.” Alfred had mildly protested, half-convinced the job offer was fake anyways. Who needed a butler in this modern age?
But Thomas’s eyes had merely glinted with amusement, undeterred. “You’ll learn.”
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08 Jul 2026
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Alfred arches under the gentle touch trailing down his abdomen, rocks into the fingers that catch on the waistband of his slacks. His mind is hazy with the remnants of the bottle of whiskey they shared and despite Martha's protestations, the room smells vaguely of cigarettes. Steady fingers find his belt, slowly begin to unfasten it, and God, he's already aching. Nothing in him thought he'd end up here. No amount of fantasizing, no number of times waking up from dreams that hedged on this, could have prepared him for the reality of the offer tipping off of Thomas' lips.
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08 Jul 2026
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Why are you People Like This?! by Cassandra_Strom
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
23 Apr 2022
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When you are a celebrity, do people talk about you in awkward ways? Yes.
When you are a superhero, do you have a secret identity? Yes.
When you are a superhero with a secret identity of celebrity that no one knows, is there a possibility that the celebrity secret identity will be used to play FMK? You bet.
Does Batman aka Bruce Wayne (but know one knows this at the moment) regret everything? Yes, yes he does.
Heavily inspired by tumblr post. I do not own any direct quotes from the post.
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07 Jul 2026
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Bruce has shared a bed with Clark many times before without incident. It's only recently that it's become...strange.
For Bottom Bruce Wayne October day 2: somnophilia.
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06 Jul 2026
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I want to **** my sperm into you by Imtoosleepyforthis
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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Bruce and Clark aren't patrolling tonight, so they decide to have sexual fun instead.
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04 Jul 2026