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Hey, Asshole! by AimeeLouWrites
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII
27 Dec 2025
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A time-traveling Cloud takes the direct route in fixing Genesis and Angeal's degradation. This backfires immediately.
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- Part 1 of They're Idiots, Your Honor
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06 May 2026
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Warrior's & Heroes: The Missing Truth by Frankie34
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jun 2021
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When Harry learns the truth about his parentage he creates a plan with his friends - his father won't get away with leaving everyone to think he's dead. With the help of Hermione and Mr & Mrs. Granger, Harry sets out to complete his riskiest mission ever. Punching the man who left.
Along the way, Harry's world is shaken when more truth's and betrayals are finally revealed to him. Will Harry be ready to face Voldemort again, or will he crumble under the pressure. Join us on this journey as Harry decides who his real family is, and finally faces the man who ruined his life.
Ongoing Series, updates will be all over the place, but the story will never be abandoned.
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24 Apr 2026
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On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Apr 2020
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Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.
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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!
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As Severus Snape lay dying in the Shrieking Shack, his mind created an oddly detailed and realistic hallucination of his life as a child.
Only, it didn't seem to be ending, did it?
Severus was either in a coma and dying, already dead and trapped in some purgatory, completely and utterly insane, or living in the body of his past self.
Until he could figure out which, he might as well play along and attempt to keep the timeline from shattering into a thousand pieces.
If only it were that easy...
What day had he first met Lily, last time around? Could he really afford to avoid doing some odd jobs around town to keep himself fed?
And, perhaps most suspiciously, why did James Potter keep looking at him like that?!