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    The day before Christmas Eve, Scarecrow develops a new toxin that traps Bruce, Clark, and Jason in Bruce’s memories. Each have an icy relationship at best, but it seems the only way out, is through.

    Nothing like the past, and the winter, to make for a warmer future.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “Do you have any kinks?”

    “Well,” Clark said slowly, “I guess one of the things I really like is, uh…well. There’s, you know. Penetrative sex.”

    Bruce suddenly looked very weary. “Clark. Penetrative sex is not a kink.”

    or: Bruce takes it upon himself to discover Clark's deepest, darkest sexual desires. Clark, for the most part, is just happy to be there.

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    10 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    When Superman interrupts Batman's pursuit of the Joker in Gotham, the duo finds themselves trapped in a coffin deep underground, with kryptonite draining Clark's strength and limited air fueling desperate intimacy. As Bruce works to remove the shard, accidental touches ignite unspoken desires between best friends. But escape brings them to Wayne Manor, where morning light and lingering hardness promises more explorations in the shadows.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Superman couldn’t help but be offended by Batman’s hesitation towards reporters. Whenever one came up, Batman would disappear entirely into the shadows, doing all he could to not spit in their direction. When he finally learns of his identity, mild mannered Clark Kent feels awful.

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    15 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Bruce like's Clark
    Clark like's Bruce
    Batman Hates Superman
    Superman sees Batman as a mentor
    Bruce Wayne breaks my heart
    Clark Kent is a cutie patootie
    The Justice League is there

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    15 Jan 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 90

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    “It’s no entry, pal. Billionaires or otherwise.” Colin snickers, and Bruce itches to punch him clean across his snarky mouth.

    “Sir, I am sorry,” the second guard tries again, “but unless you’re family, i’m afraid you aren’t getting inside.”

    “I’m not here as a billionaire,” he snarls. “I’m here as Superman’s husband.”

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    When the hospital refuse Bruce Wayne entry to see an injured Superman, the only logical next step for him is to pretend to be married to the man.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    The story of how Jason Todd was abducted by a cryptid, adopted by an alien, and finally began to heal.

    (This is a continuation of “I Slant Devoutly (Birdbrain)” and won’t make much sense unless reading the series in order.)

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    14 Nov 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 7

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    About three things Peter was absolutely positive. First, he just met his soulmate. Second, he was a killer, he has seen it with his own eyes, and he didn’t know how potent this part may be. And third, his soulmate was dead.
    First things first: how does Peter Parker –the Spider-man– knows that he just met his soulmate? The reason for this is that everyone has engraved onto the skin the first words their truelove is going to say when you meet. Then, for a long time, Peter has known that his better half would say to him: “Hey, I’m dead”. But knowing this for a long time does not help get used to it, or, even, accept when you see it in front of you.

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    14 Nov 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 49

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    — You have to be my boyfriend.
    It’s what a (still) very much naked Peter Parker asks (better saying: commands) while (still) on top of Wade’s body.
    Not the usual situation of asking someone out (it’s not like Deadpool was hoping for a proposal anyway after just having his heart broken by this very same man), but it’s not likely to Wade decline the request. Even if it’s not in the conditions he wants (as real boyfriends, could even be fuck-buddies) he finds it very hard to deny. The hope was lost the moment he realized Peter was with the ass practically rubbing on his dick, and the younger man didn’t even seem to notice or give a shit about it. Well, he never died of blue balls before, no problem with this being the first time.
    Wade sighs, then says:
    — Let’s get the fake-dating tag to use.

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    14 Nov 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 63

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    There are few things that get under Bruce’s skin and make him lose him composure. There are his kids. There are the time in which he can’t solve a crime or problem. There are the young heroes joining their team that avoid him or just can’t speak to him directly. There is that one reporter from Metropolis who never let his Brucie Wayne persona get the upper hand. And there is Superman.

    Or Bruce’s plans to defeat Superman all seem to turn against him.

    Or at least five times Superman drove Bruce crazy and one time that he was (almost) okay with it.

    Or Bruce thinks Superman is teasing him, but the man is just madly in love and gets nervous.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Due to an increased number of incidents in which the Justice League is dosed with sex pollen or other substances that force them into Fuck-or-Die situations, Batman creates "The List Protocol". Each member of the League must have a pre-authorization form with a list of Leaguers they are willing to have sex with in such circumstances.

    Batman just didn't expect to be on so many lists- or to fall in love in the process.

    What follows is a journey of love, vulnerability and healing in between sexcapades with his team of super friends.

    Superman, while clearly jealous, hesitates to make a move- much to everyone's frustration.

     

    Ch 1 BatLantern Pollen
    Ch 2 Aquabat Slime
    Ch 3 SuperWonderBat Aphrodisiac Toxin
    Ch 4 BatFlash Gas
    Ch 5 BatArrow Love Bug
    Ch 6 Superbat Love Spell

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    19 Mar 2025

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    Jed and Octy are best friends, right? And they're men right? And men do men things. Like fightin' each other, galvanizing through the museum and findin' trouble.

    But when Octavius is havin' a little emotional breakdown after watchin' a rom-com he confesses that he's looking for more. He's lookin' for love.

    Sure! That's understandable, he's a worthy fellow!

    But that's not all. He's looking for . . . well . . . he's lookin' for a fella to be his spark.

    So where does that leave Jed? What's he goin' to do if Octy finds himself another man?

    Why he'd do just about anything to keep Oty by his side.

    Anything.

    Actually, uh, yeah, Jed's not sure just how far he'd go. He doesn't have this figured out yet. But damned if he isn't tryin'.

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    Fellas, it is gay to not be gay but willing to date your best friend so you can keep him from dating other men?

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    08 Apr 2024

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    “How much English do you know?”

    Izuku joined him on the floor. “Basic phrases, some verb conjugations. I could probably introduce myself and ask a few questions.”

    Katsuki flashed him a smug look. “So nothing important.”

    Izuku suppressed the urge to smack the back of Katsuki’s head, thinking resolutely of his Pros and Cons list.

    ***

    Katsuki is fluent in English. Izuku wants in. Unfortunately for all parties involved, learning a language takes a bucket of time, a spoonful of consistency, a gratuitous pinch of motivation and several large helpings of persistence. Too bad they forgot the communication.

    Alternate title: how creative can Bakugou get with his insults before they turn into terms of endearment?

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    31 Mar 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 6

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    In which Izuku is an angel and his job is to be a human’s guardian until they die. In all his 6,000 years of human life, he has never seen a human as interesting as this one.

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    14 Nov 2023

  15. Public Bookmark 64

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    He supposed the ‘right thing’ to do would’ve been to take the flash drive he found to the library’s front counter, but Kaminari wasn’t sure he’d ever been known for having good ideas. He instead decided to plug it into the computer he was using to see if it had any name attached to it.

    It didn’t. He really, really hadn’t been expecting what was on that little, old USB drive.

    He also hadn't expected it to belong to Bakugou.

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    14 Nov 2023

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    Izuku's stomach turned over. He had told himself a thousand times that this was it. That the next time Kacchan started nesting, he'd shoot his shot. They were third years, and Kacchan was easily his best friend. He was also the love of his life. Every time Kacchan hit pre-heat, courting gifts would flood the dorms and Izuku would watch in terror as Kacchan inspected each one and then crumple in relief when he turned them down.

    He couldn't wait on the sidelines anymore and wonder if Kacchan would accept him. He had to try, or else he'd miss his chance and regret it for the rest of his life.

    -or-

    Izuku has been planning to court Katsuki for ages. He has the perfect courting gift. He has his approach planned. And he *thinks* he has a chance.

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    23/?
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    23 Sep 2023

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    Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki have not been friends for most of their lives. They've been many things- rivals, enemies, bully and victim- but friends? Not really.

    But then why, at the end of every day, did they walk the same path home?

    Why, when they reached the fork in the road, one side Kacchan and the other Izuku, would they would turn towards each other, still silent, and kiss?

    A mom kiss, a peck on the lips so quick it could hardly even be called a kiss, but still. They kissed. Every day.

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    An exploration of Katsuki's biggest fears and Izuku's deepest insecurities.

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    07 Aug 2023

  18. Public Bookmark 3

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    Wanting to live a normal care free life, Philza's plans are ruined when King Dream forces him on a dangerous journey to kill the Ender Dragon in order to ensure his family's safety. Ranboo as his sole companion they must work together in order to save their loved ones and maybe even the world.

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    5/?
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    12 Jul 2023

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    Ghost secretly pines for the newest member of Task Force 141 - John Soap MacTavish. He keeps his feelings hidden from everyone - especially Soap. But when Soap has an incident out in the field, Ghost's secret is laid bare for all to see.

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    3/?
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    12 Jun 2023

  20. Public Bookmark 57

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    After a one-night stand, Katsuki struggles to remember who he took home. With only a few blurry pictures and some vague testimonies from his friends, Katsuki searches for the mystery man who tasted like the ocean and smelled like jasmine. When he finds him, a jewelry shop owner named Izuku, Katsuki makes to mistake of falling for those pretty green eyes once again.

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    13,810
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    240
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    57
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    5,508

    30 May 2023

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