Notanewbie
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Wait I was stealing from present mic? by Notanewbie
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Jul 2025
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what happens when Present Mic's Garden just so happen to be the same garden Izuku goes grocery shopping?
(I suck at summary and tags)
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The Heroes Didn't Come by Moonflower16
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Sep 2023
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Midoriya Izuku is dissapointed in heroes. He's dissapointed in life. What happens when you take away someone's reason to live? Well, they try to kill themselves. Turns out, he might not be as quirkless as he originally thought.
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29 Nov 2022
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„Darling?“ Andrew calls, still out of sight, and that gets Neil’s attention. Except for some very rare, very soft moments Andrew only uses pet names to be sarcastic.
„Yes love?“ Neil retaliates in the same, slightly mocking tone. Andrew comes into sight, with an unusual mischievous glint in his eyes. „How much do you think you can horrify a whole bunch of conservative homophobes?“
or: What is a professional actor as a fiancé good for, if you can't terrorize your distant (and close) relatives with him?
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- Part 1 of My lover's got humor
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11 Dec 2025
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Andrew spends most of his childhood thinking he is a psychopath. He is not. Andrew is, and always will be, just Andrew.
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08 Oct 2025
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The monsters run into Luther at Aaron's Trial. Luther has things to say. But Neil does too.
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- Part 1 of Neil and Katelyn's Deal
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04 Dec 2025
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two truths and a lie by vintagemocha (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2022
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He grits his teeth. "How the fuck did the basilisk not poison you?"
"It did, actually," Harry says.
Sirius stares.
"Well, not for long," Harry says. "Clearly, it didn't last."
Sirius makes a distressed noise. "What's next? Was Voldemort there too? Watching with popcorn?"
Harry brightens slightly, and Sirius already regrets asking.
(or, sirius finds out about all of the insane, illegal shit harry got into while he was in azkaban. needless to say, he is not pleased)
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25 Nov 2025