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    Working our way toward a full-on Z-team polycule, through the medium of Robert having to watch everyone else fuck, on the flimsiest of pretexts.

    Update: And now that things have attained critical mass, this will be various random Z-Team Polycule Adventures, probably mostly smut, character study, and smut as character study.

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    The Prism/Waterboy/Flambae thread running through How It All Goes Off.

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    This began with a smut one-shot inspired by another fic. I am unsure of the overall narrative arc, I think we're mostly looking at Steam Mech id candy. Just Herman dicking everyone down.

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  1. Rec 5

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    “Robert? Are you alright?”

    “Hm? Yeah. Thanks.” He’s lying supine on a conference table, arms folded under his head as a makeshift pillow. It would look like he was relaxing under a starry sky, if not for the when, the where and also the who.

    “Your shift isn’t for almost two hours. Why are you here already?”

    He lifts his head to make eye contact. “Did you need the room? Apologies. It didn’t have a booking when I checked.”

    “No!” Blonde Blazer hesitantly takes a step into the room. “I’m asking… about you?”

    “Oh.”

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    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Who are you!?” Billy shouted, looking around the room to try and find where the voice had come from (also to try and keep his eyes anywhere but on the now half-naked Rebecca on his lap). “What the fuck did you do to her!?”

    “Just performing a quick field test on a new device I'm working on,” the voice responded. “Dear little Rebecca just happened to be the first available test subject.”

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    04 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Since you've been working so hard,” the Merchant began slowly, watching both Leon and Ashley. “Maybe we can come to an arrangement of sorts. Cover the difference with services rendered. As it were.”

    Set during RE4: Remake. Leon and Ashley need supplies. What's the easiest way to make up for a lack of coin? And is Leon mad because Ashley stuck the deal.. or because he wanted to?

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    31 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Leon just returned from his toughest mission yet in Spain. Instead of taking time to process everything that happened to him, he decides to spend his alone time getting himself off.

    or, in simpler terms, Leon uses a fleshlight while fantasizing about people in his real life, then collapsing in self-hatred and shame and guilt.

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    14 May 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Robert has always known he was different - that there was something fundamentally wrong with him. He often felt like there was too much of him stuffed into the confines of his meat and bones - like some weird fleshy prison. He would stare at his hand sometimes and see T̶̟̅͑Ḫ̵͖̋̎Ì̸̼N̴̪̈́Ǧ̵͚̕S̶͎͐ moving underneath. He swore he could taste what people around him were feeling more than he could observe with his eyes. 

    Maybe that's why his father never loved him. Maybe that's why Uncle Elliot went mad. Maybe that's why he became addicted to the taste of a certain pyrokinetic villain. Maybe that's why, after the explosion, he stopped trying to pretend to be human - he's not.

    He's Mecha Man Eldritch.

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    11 May 2026