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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spider by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Nov 2023
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“Tony fucking Stark,” Clint says, and he points at the black smoke. “Did you blow up that base, you piece of shit?”
“Absolutely not. I almost got blown up with it.”
Clint is not alone. A few yards behind him, a scrawny figure halts and squints at Tony from underneath a frayed baseball cap. Sunken eyes. Dressed in a black undershirt and cargo pants.
Can’t be older than eighteen.
“What are you doing here?”
Clint jerks his head at the boy behind him. “SHIELD mission. Extracting a hostage.”
Tony glances back at the teenager, whose face has now morphed into something entirely impassive. “He seems thrilled about his rescue.”
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Tony is roped into a mission to transport a teenager to safety. But when things go south, it soon becomes more and more puzzling who the teenager is and what ‘safety’ means for him.- Language:
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25 Jul 2026
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A roomba, a raccoon and a new recruit by Bergen, happyaspie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Oct 2024
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Tony always knew that Queens was a bit of an unhinged neighborhood. So of course it was going to be during a visit to Queens that he once again fell victim to a robot attack. The ‘robot’ being an overexcited roomba that responded to voice commands awfully well.
Whoever made this roomba was clearly operating on that fine line between genius and insanity.
Which meant Tony needed to meet him.- Language:
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23 Jul 2026
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A bit of gezelligheid by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Dec 2024
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“Hey FRIDAY? Does this place have a Christmas tree in storage somewhere? And decorations?”
“Certainly, Peter. You’ll find them in the supply closet between Vision’s room and yours.”
His room.
He has always been careful not to refer to the tower as ‘home’ in front of Tony or any of the Avengers. It feels presumptuous. But he’ll need to move past that feeling.
Because today, he wants to ask Tony if he can move in.Bookmarked by NotOnMyCroc
23 Jul 2026
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Peter is fine, anyways. His boss might fire him soon, the Avengers might arrest him soon, the principal might expel him soon, but none of it has happened yet. And his dad—
“You didn’t get my coffee,” his dad says, halfway through his burrito. He has been in a state of low, simmering irritation all evening, and apparently this is how long it took for him to find a reason to blame Peter for it.
“You didn’t tell me to get coffee.”
“Do you have eyes?”
“Yes,” Peter says. “I have eyes.”
“So you could have checked if we needed coffee without me telling you every little thing, Jesus Christ.”
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Peter just wants to make it to sixteen so he can escape this life and strike out on his own. He has a plan and nothing will ruin it.
Not even Tony Stark quite literally crashing into his life.- Language:
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23 Jul 2026
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Perfectly parental by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Jan 2020
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Snippets from the daily life of Peter trying to settle into his new life with his family of Avengers, and Tony trying to get used to being 'perfectly parental'.
Feel-good stuff. One shots to follow up 'I told you I had issues'. Individual stories, but there is still some character development. Peter is a bit of a smart-ass with rough edges, a troubled home life, but a good heart of course. And Tony is really really bad at dealing with emotions, but Pepper has his back.
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- Part 2 of I told you I had issues
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22 Jul 2026