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    He swallowed and stepped into the scanner, his eyes on the floor. Peter didn’t want to see the triumph on Flash’s face, the hurt in Ned’s eyes, the anger in Mr Harrington’s when they realised he’d been lying.

    “Peter Parker, Level 9 Access (Redacted).”

    Uh–what? Had he heard that right?

    or: a field trip fic in which peter has never met tony stark, and therefore has never had an internship, but has unlimited access to stark industries anyways and is completely perplexed by it.

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    Peter was always told not to take candy from strangers. Why didn't anyone warn him about taking golden apples from a god?

    Or: Peter meets Thor and Loki before they head off to find their father -- everything is different.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter is informed in third year that he's technically Lord Slytherin by Right of Conquest since he killed the basilisk. This is very stupid, but on the other hand, if Harry can use it to protect people and solve their problems, he will. (it's still stupid, though).

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    Someone—and Harry might murder them if he ever finds out who—digs something up in old records proclaiming that Harry is not only the Heir of Slytherin as all Parselmouths are, but Lord Slytherin by Right of Conquest after killing the basilisk. Students start coming to Harry for protection and other gifts he can grant them as Lord Slytherin. Harry thinks this Lord business is the stupidest thing he’s ever heard, but all he needs to do is offer them protection and so on without becoming too full of himself. So it’s doable. Hopefully

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Harry has been taking a potion that hides him from Draco's Veela senses, on the advice of Narcissa Malfoy, who thought Draco would be miserable being bonded to him. Then Harry ends up in St. Mungo's with extensive injuries. Oops.

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    19 Apr 2026