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And This Is Why I Should’ve Burned the Scripts by Silly Works (Diya_K___Legostar27)
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Troy (2004), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Paris - English & Mackay, Paris the Musical - Fandom, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
11 Jul 2026
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Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves.
Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium.
And we are on the ride to mayhem with them!
From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here.
Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly)
Or a very very very crack fic
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- Part 1 of Of Myth and Memes
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27 Jun 2026
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when i said i don't believe in marriage (that was a lie) by space_amoeba
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
22 May 2026
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“How much alcohol do you drink on an average week?” Achilles demands.
“None. Do you smoke?”, Patroclus hits back.
“Never. Do you consume recreational drugs on a regular basis?”
“Assuming coffee doesn’t count, no. Are you currently positive for chlamyd— wait, no, this one shouldn’t be—”
“Oh”, Achilles purrs with a deadly grin, “I didn’t think you’d be this forwa—"
“Shush. That one’s an accident.”
Patroclus strikes the question out several times in his notebook, and scans his list once again. Sperm count, no, familial history of cardiovascular disease, no, unpaid mortgage, no— aha.
“Thoughts on marriage?”
Or: Patroclus insists he is unfit for a romantic relationship. Achilles disagrees. Patroclus isn’t sure he believes himself, either.
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- Part 1 of i’m never gonna break that vow
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14 Jun 2026
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Dearest darlingest momsie and momsicle,
I hope this letter finds you well and not too deep into one of your creative frenzies. I’m writing because I need advice, and you’re the only ones who will truly understand what I’m facing.
Elphaba won’t be coming to Frottica for the holidays.
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Or, Elphaba just wants a peaceful holiday with the people who love her, but her father has other plans. Thankfully, the people who love her are very resourceful.Series
- Part 2 of my only compass
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10 Jun 2026
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Dearest darlingest momsie and momsicle,
Good news! I managed to convince Elphie to spend the summer with us!
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Or, Elphaba gets dragged into a loving family, and falls in love along the way. She has no say in either of these things.Series
- Part 1 of my only compass
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06 May 2026
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Between episodes 56 and 57 by ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Mar 2026
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Jon just interrogated Martin about the Trevor statement and now his staff are talking about him.
Jon
(giggling, disbelieving) I can’t believe Martin was only lying about his resume.
He probably didn’t even kill Gertrude.
(collapses into giggles)[click]
Tim
So… are we going to talk about the fact that our boss has been in the breakroom with the door locked for the past hour and is very clearly drunk?Series
- Part 1 of TMA Deleted Scenes
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26 Apr 2026