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    The fic where Wade is assigned to bodyguard Peter Parker the hot nerd disaster. He has no idea he is Spider-Man. And no Idea why the hot nerd flirts with him!?
    aka I put these two idiots together and let them flirt and make jokes too much.

    “Dildos are in the bedside draw but they are the boring kind that shit is expensive.”

    “Don’t I know it I have some of the Avengers collectibles. The Hulk… Spider-Man”

    Peter whips his head around.

    “How do you make a Spider-Man one interesting? He is just a guy under the suit.”

    Deadpool gasps

    “Just a… just a guy! He has one of the nicest asses in existence! “

    “Pretty sure dildos don't include the ass.”

    “True but it is the thought that counts. The dildo has webbing ridges the added texture really…”

    Peter throws a pair of socks at Wade who dodges.

    “I have heard enough. Don’t come crying when Spider-Man's perfectly average dick disappoints you.”

    Wade points at Peter scowling.

    “Get Spider-Mans amazing dick out of your mouth.”

    “It was never in my….”

    Peter pauses. 

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    23 Jun 2026

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    "“We could go back to my place if you want, I’ll take you to my nicest safehouse. It’s got a jacuzzi tub and I’ve got plenty of soaps you could use, it’ll be just like a spa day, or night. I’ll order Chinese food too since we’re out of tacos!” Deadpool explains.

    Peter hums softly. They’ve hung out plenty of times at Deadpool’s many apartments, in fact they often do so after they patrol together. They haven’t seen much of each other recently though, Deadpool had been out of town on a job and Peter had obviously been busy trying to keep the city from falling apart since none of the other super heroes wanted to help."

    Or Wade giving Peter some very deserved TLC!

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    21 Jun 2026

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    A lazy morning lie-in turns into quite the gauntlet for Peter.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    In which Peter needs a fake boyfriend to keep nosy alphas away during the annual Stark Industries Christmas retreat. Matt has the (mis)fortune of being attractive and good at lying.

    A Christmas love story.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    虫嬷写的,几年前写的,非常雷,有大量背德牛头人
    彼得.帕克和马特.默多克结婚了,但水性杨花的他却出轨了强尼.斯多姆,而这一切,被马特成功发现了。他的丈夫决定给他一个惩罚
    无脑黄雯,成熟正攻和暴躁小三的史诗级对决

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    04 Jun 2026